As a bassist I....

[micguy]

...dream of hitting low E and vibrating myself off stage, like those electric football game things that the oldsters here might remember.

 

[micguy]

....enjoy the fact that half the power in the 20kW PA is taken by my low notes.

 

[Doctor Intrepid]

Always ensure I'm louder than the guitarists.

 

[5StringBlues]

...shine the reflection from my machine heads into peoples eyes on purpose.

Fun , ain't it?

 

[Phalex]

Keep it low

 

[StereoPlayer]

Fun , ain't it?

The best fun! And they never know what going on!

 

[bobba66]

Am a big whiny baby.

 

[jmon]

have a garage full of used bass cabs because shipping sucks and I’m too lazy to sell them local.

 

[Marhmol]

Still suck at it!

 

[retslock]

Wish that musicans would take singing backups seriously and make an effort.

 

[JRA]

...fart in your direction.

 

[packhowitzer]

am always the loudest one

 

[dxb]

...have punched a hole in the ceiling while lifting my bass vertically to plug in the cable.

 

[Hot Rats]

I actually practice and know the material.

 

[Turbo Sparky]

Keep bringing a bag loaded with spare drum sticks, spare guitar strings, spare strap, spare cables, spare 9v batteries, and spare vocal mics to rehearsals and gigs.

...and a drum key.

 

[FronTowardEnemy]

Keep my band from going off the rails.

 

[jmon]

can play a perfect gig on bass, nail every harmony all night singing and still only receive compliments for my cheesy rendition of Tone Locs Wild Thang from the crowd.

 

[Billybassbeater]

Try to play the song and not the instrument.

 

[IamGroot]

...have never gotten laid.

 

[Clipped]

...fret less.