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[iamlowsound]

Will you give me one of your basses?

lowsound

 

[SoComSurfing]

What are the grown-ups really saying to Charlie Brown?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Whatcha think about wet willies?

 

[mike_v_s]

Will you let me ban a couple people, please? Not everyone will agree with my choices, but I'm comfortable admitting that I probably know what's better for me than they do.

Mike

 

[iamlowsound]

Why do power amps produce more wattage at a lower ohm?

lowsound

 

[Stanley Design]

Do you like your cereal real crunchy (like when you first pour it) or soggy (like towards the end)?

 

[john turner]

Hypothetically, let's suppose Kirk Hammet replaced Ron McWhatever on bass for Metallica. By a freak coincidence, Cliff Burton's guitar capability, already on the rise, made him good enough to take over rhythm duties for Hetfield, who soon realizes he's a better lead than Mustaine, who then switches to lead vocals. Does Metallica still end up producing a mutli-album turd streak through the 1990's to today beginning with the black album?

Mike

i think if cliff actually played guitar instead of bass, metallica would've gotten a lot more creative/weird/progressive. the implications on their 90's albums, though, would be hard to determine.

 

[john turner]

whos genius idea was it to make the hour hand smaller then the minute hand??

this really grinds my freakin gears, i mean, if i was in charge of this phenomena they would be the same size and of course the minute hand would be a bass player waving his bass over his head and chasing a guitarist around on stage....the bass would clearly be a Fender Jazz while the guitar player would be partly on fire and as each passing hour passed he would become more engulfed in flames.

this is of course for our viewing pleasure, i say this because i can think of way to many times when i pass by a clock, look up, i get the time, but i find myself highly disappointed due to the lack of a show/dinner theater type atmosphere. "when bass players attack"


/Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (pack A)

short and fat's where it's at bro.

 

[john turner]

If you could only see one more concert before you died, which band would you like to see perform? You can pick any band that's still together.

ooo. i'd have to say my band - i'd rather see myself playing than anyone else playing.

barring that, i'd have to say some permutation of yes.

 

[Sir Edward V]

Why wont you look at me when we make love?

 

[john turner]

Will you give me one of your basses?

lowsound

no.

 

[john turner]

What are the grown-ups really saying to Charlie Brown?

basically with every utterance they are reinforcing their jealousy of charlie, linus, lucy and the rest of the gang for still having their childhood.

 

[john turner]

Whatcha think about wet willies?

cold and soggy. as with most other gifts, they're better to give than receive.

 

[john turner]

Will you let me ban a couple people, please? Not everyone will agree with my choices, but I'm comfortable admitting that I probably know what's better for me than they do.

Mike

you do have the ability to ignore folks, you know.

 

[john turner]

Do you like your cereal real crunchy (like when you first pour it) or soggy (like towards the end)?

i favor cereal that maintains some textural integrity throughout my breakfast experience. cracklin oat bran and frosted miniwheats have been my favorite choices of late, although i have been known to indulge in the ancient art of chex o'corn from time to time (to quote a great philosopher, those chex sure do satisfy).

 

[john turner]

Why wont you look at me when we make love?

i'm smiling through my tears, really.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

How did I get to be so METAL ?

 

[john turner]

Why do power amps produce more wattage at a lower ohm?

lowsound

because, by definition, real power is inversely proportional to the resistive load on a circuit, i.e. if voltage is constant, power increases proportionally as resistance decreases.

 

[santucci218]

will you give ME one of your basses?

if not...

can you put me in your will for the double neck monster?

 

[john turner]

How did I get to be so METAL ?

many many rivets .