ask jt!

[john turner]

why is maki on tv and im nearly homeless?

that's the difference between california and pittsburgh.

 

[john turner]

why did nobody before me catch that bilbo baggins quote from his eleventy first birthday party that he shared with frodo on his coming of age (thereby making 'one gross', in the vulgar parlance), right before he disappeared, then schlepped to rivendell?








and, fwiw:
NO, i don't live in my mom's basement...
YES, i've had sex with girls...
NO, i didn't pay for it!

i thought that it was pretty obvious as well. -shrug-. tolkien was into those kinds of word games.

 

[john turner]

Do you like big merits?

i'm a fan of healthily developed merit. one can never have too much merit.

 

[john turner]

oooh I know this...because we did, but didn't care...

JT, why don't I care?

cuz thinking is hard and all the malls are closed? that'd be my guess.

 

[john turner]

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near??

it's this cool target i have on my head i think.

 

[john turner]

Could you lock the "OH MY GOD @#$%" thread for me?

I want the last post to read... "KeithBMI says we're done here."

no.

 

[john turner]

jt, can you teach me that the stove is hot?

out of my areas of expertise. just like anything else of questionable hotness, you could fondle it and see what happens.

 

[john turner]

jt, why don't you like me?

camel breath.

and why is stedtale and mike_v_s my only internet friends?

see above.

 

[john turner]

jt, should I like uncle stevie as much as petey?

depends. does he buy you as many pretty dresses?

 

[Darkstrike]

i thought that it was pretty obvious as well. -shrug-. tolkien was into those kinds of word games.

It was. Or was it? Should I have known it, or amI uncool?

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Why do my nipples grow hard in the cold?

 

[Jeremy Crockett]

Dick York or Dick Sergeant?

 

[KeithBMI]

Why was this thread on the second page?

 

[louieeadg]

camel breath.



see above.

That's not what you said while you were riding me through the desert.

 

[Hoover]

seriously, please refer to the children's section :

http://www.kidshealth.org/kid/talk/yucky/booger.html

Cute link, but it sort of sidesteps the original question "What are boogers made of?" Now, I'm not a doctor (I just play one on TV) but it's my understanding that mucus consists of glycosylated proteins, inorganic salts, and water. Boogers are simply mucus + dirt.

 

[stedtale]

Cute link, but it sort of sidesteps the original question "What are boogers made of?" Now, I'm not a doctor (I just play one on TV) but it's my understanding that mucus consists of glycosylated proteins, inorganic salts, and water. Boogers are simply mucus + dirt.

I am in your debt.

 

[Ripper]

Why can i no longer find any remnants of the James Joyce thread?

and why was it closed in the first place?

EDIT: just found where someone tried to reopen it, but \mm/ closed it down... any specific reason... trying not to question authority, but i'm considering reopening it again, and wondering if it'd get shut down with like quickness

 

[MAJOR METAL]

JT , How did I develop such strong attraction to all things green ?

 

[vbsurfer3001]

Is Grandma still farting?

 

[HollowBassman]

Is it really narcolepsy, or do I have the ability to travel thru time?