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[unclejam]

why?

 

[unclejam]

That's not what you said while you were riding me through the desert.

did the camel just suggest that you committed bestiality to a male camel?

 

[santucci218]

Where the ****'s the sandwich come into this story?

where DOES the sandwich come from John?

 

[Captain Chaos]

JT

Craptallica or Mega$hit? (Metallica or Megadeth)

 

[john turner]

That's not what you said while you were riding me through the desert.

again with the confusion of reality and your personal fantasy. pinch yourself.

 

[Asa Samuel]

P or J?

 

[john turner]

Why can i no longer find any remnants of the James Joyce thread?

and why was it closed in the first place?

EDIT: just found where someone tried to reopen it, but \mm/ closed it down... any specific reason... trying not to question authority, but i'm considering reopening it again, and wondering if it'd get shut down with like quickness

i don't know why mm closed anything - might want to check with him. i know the old one was closed/deleted because it was over 1000 posts. paul the site owner has asked us to do this to keep the database from going crazy. in the other forums we close em but leave em around for archiving and search purposes, but there's really no valid information whatsoever in off topic (outside this thread of course) so there's no reason to leave "ban war" and "let's make the longest sentence in the english language" threads around at all.

 

[john turner]

JT , How did I develop such strong attraction to all things green ?

perhaps it's really just an aversion to all things red/pink, manifesting itself in opposite-land style.

 

[john turner]

Is Grandma still farting?

unfortunately my grandmother died this past year, so i think the answer is no .

 

[john turner]

Is it really narcolepsy, or do I have the ability to travel thru time?

you have the fabulous and completely unique ability to travel forward through time, at a speed of 1 hph. call guinness quick!

 

[john turner]

JT

Metallica or Megadeth

definitely megadeth. haven't listened to either much the past few years, but was much more into megadeth. rust in peace is one of my favorite albums of all time, definitely top 5.

 

[john turner]

where DOES the sandwich come from John?

burnt weenies.

 

[john turner]

did the camel just suggest that you committed bestiality to a male camel?

i think the camel just shared one of his deepest desires. eek.

 

[john turner]

Why do my nipples grow hard in the cold?

i believe it's called psychrophilia.

 

[john turner]

Why was this thread on the second page?

rehearsals yesterday, wasn't able to get busy with the answers .

 

[john turner]

P or J?

i'm definitely a jazz man at heart - body design and sound both appeal to me more than p's.

 

[john turner]

Dick York or Dick Sergeant?

hmm. i'd have to say sergeant york.

 

[flipper_gv]

Why do I need 2x 1tb hardrives?

 

[john turner]

Why do I need 2x 1tb hardrives?

raid 0 + pr0n addiction.

 

[username n/a]

Why dose everybody on the chat think im emo?