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Start dying your hair again, and join a gym.![]()


When?
Sometime into my early-forties, when my beard started to go grey. And no, I ain't Santa Claus. I'm the guy who's busy banging Mrs. Claus all night long while her old man is out on the road![]()
This.I'm 58 and have been called sir for many years now. I think it's good and that it shows some respect. I'll say sir or ma'am to my elders because that's the way I was raised.
Being called dude cracks me up. Last time I played at church some high school kids came up to me...."dude, you were awesome today!!" I said thanks but deep inside it took everything I had to keep me from busting out laughing!
When you actually remember when all of the music on the radio was played by real musicians with talent.
Make a semi-witty comment involving your own nudity; if followed by silence, *EWWW* or vomitting, you are old.
When you actually remember when all of the music on the radio was played by real musicians with talent.
By this definition, I am an old man at the age of 23!!


Prove it! What's the actual date?