Ahhh misspent youth. I was only ever banned from one place, and that was McDonalds, in 1981. It used to be the hangout after high school football games. We used to go after every game, and there were two different police officers that used to work security there. One guy was extremely cool. An older guy, who was nice to everyone as long as you weren't causing a problem. This guy was actually the first Sergeant I had a few years down the road when I got hired on the PD. The second guy, who I also later worked with, was a douche. He was a big fat guy, who was extremely overbearing, and pretty much a prick. When he was working,
he kicked out EVERYONE that wasn't sitting at a table with food in front of them. Well, after getting kicked out while trying to talk to chicks a few weeks in a row, I had enough.
When walking in that week, I saw Fatss McPricky was working, so I thought I'd go out in a blaze of glory. I went and bought a strawberry shake. Walked to within about 10 feet of him. (mind you, this place was FULL of high school kids). I threw my best fastball, and got him right in the middle of the chest with the strawberry milkshake. I then ran like hell. At this point, I was a 160 lb.basketball player so I knew there was no chance in hell he'd ever catch me.
I got away with it, until the kid/employee who had to clean it up knew my name and dimed me out to the manager. They didn't tell Ofc. Fatass McPricky, but I was "uninvited" to that Mickey D's for the next year.
Yes, I was a little douchebag, but it's still damn funny. The best part is, a few years after I started working at the PD, I asked Fatass McPricky if he remembered getting a milkshake shower at Mickey D's and he denied that it ever happened.
