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Banned!
- Thread starter Brat
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No. Maybe that's why I got banned.
Seriously though, I'm toying with the idea of getting a kit for my house.
Clever cause I signed up to a drummer forum well BEFORE getting my present kit.
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In college, the band I was in got banned from performing at the university. Twice (some people don't learn). Apparently, the song "**** (insert name of university)" didn't go over well with Student Affairs, but it was a crowd favorite.
Mike
Mike
I was banned from my colleges EMS squad...few too many parties in our trailer up in the middle of nowhere on campus...damn good times though. All but 2 of 30 members where in on it, yet me and 4 of my friends got the brunt of it...special interrogations about us drinking with security officers (half the security department knew before **** hit the fan, but they needed us to take the drunks off their hands at 2:30am).
One time the track coach asked us to show a bunch of visiting high school seniors (trying out for track) a good time....we got a keg.
We also had bedrooms for on call staff...they got used for other things...I'll never forget when I opened that door holding a funnel and yelling "Dave! Let drink!...Ohh crap...when your done we'll drink!"
One time the track coach asked us to show a bunch of visiting high school seniors (trying out for track) a good time....we got a keg.
We also had bedrooms for on call staff...they got used for other things...I'll never forget when I opened that door holding a funnel and yelling "Dave! Let drink!...Ohh crap...when your done we'll drink!"
One time I got kicked out of a shopping mall because one of my buddies tried a massage chair.
After a couple of seconds he said "It's too smooth, I don't really feel it."
So I sat on him while he sat on the chair. And suddenly he started shouting "YES! NOW I feel it! It's GREAT!"
We got kicked out for "indecent behavior".
After a couple of seconds he said "It's too smooth, I don't really feel it."
So I sat on him while he sat on the chair. And suddenly he started shouting "YES! NOW I feel it! It's GREAT!"
We got kicked out for "indecent behavior".
Mcdonalds drive thru - they wouldnt let us in the restaurant so we walked through the drive thru and they told us to scatter or theyd call the cops.
7-11 - it was really cold and we were waiting for our ride to come pick us up so we were standing inside by the door. The guy behind the counter starts yelling at us that we have to buy something.. so we buy some cherry blasters and go back to the door. He starts freakin out on us again saying we have to buy stuff the whole time we are in the store. so we walk around pretending to look at stuff to buy then he freaks on us again for eating in the store. He goes over to the door and locks it saying hes gonna call the cops on us... just then my friends dad shows up and he goes nuclear on the owner for locking us in. We were banned for ever and so was her dad.
Plaza - my bf and his friends were skating and the rentacops came over and wrote us "tickets" and told us we couldnt come back.
Parks - for skating and for being scary "teenagers" to the kids and the soccer moms there.
Muslim church - a bunch of us were walking/riding bikes up this street. There are no sidewalks or anything so we were on the road. We heard a car coming up behind us so we move over closer to the side of the road to let it pass without having to swerve all over the place. When the car gets up almost beside us the guy in the passenger seat screams GET OFF THE %#^@&*& ROAD!!! and throws an egg at us. yuck!
When the guy yelled at us is made my bf jump and lose control of (my) bike so he went down and so did I cause I was on the handlebars. The car takes off and a few of us start running after it. My bf who had serious anger management issues goes off full speed on the bike after the car..yelling at it and stuff. The car pulls into a parking lot of a muslim church just a bit down the road they wait for us to catch up.
By the time *I* got there my bf had a big chunk of concrete or something in his hand and he hurled it at the front window of the car. It kinda got worse form there with 4 guys kicking the crap out of that guys car while the 2 of them were still inside, and "the wives" (us) just standing there like =0
I guess the guy had enough so he tried to drive away and nearly ran us over but he ended up running over my bike instead. =\ The police came and everyone old enough was arrested and charged with wrecking the guys car. I got taken home in a police car which went over well with my parents.. the stupid cops wouldnt even bring what was left of my bike home so they left it and it disappeared. The next day the cops came to my house again and gave me a piece of paper saying I cant go near that church again. Oh darn..
7-11 - it was really cold and we were waiting for our ride to come pick us up so we were standing inside by the door. The guy behind the counter starts yelling at us that we have to buy something.. so we buy some cherry blasters and go back to the door. He starts freakin out on us again saying we have to buy stuff the whole time we are in the store. so we walk around pretending to look at stuff to buy then he freaks on us again for eating in the store. He goes over to the door and locks it saying hes gonna call the cops on us... just then my friends dad shows up and he goes nuclear on the owner for locking us in. We were banned for ever and so was her dad.
Plaza - my bf and his friends were skating and the rentacops came over and wrote us "tickets" and told us we couldnt come back.
Parks - for skating and for being scary "teenagers" to the kids and the soccer moms there.
Muslim church - a bunch of us were walking/riding bikes up this street. There are no sidewalks or anything so we were on the road. We heard a car coming up behind us so we move over closer to the side of the road to let it pass without having to swerve all over the place. When the car gets up almost beside us the guy in the passenger seat screams GET OFF THE %#^@&*& ROAD!!! and throws an egg at us. yuck!
When the guy yelled at us is made my bf jump and lose control of (my) bike so he went down and so did I cause I was on the handlebars. The car takes off and a few of us start running after it. My bf who had serious anger management issues goes off full speed on the bike after the car..yelling at it and stuff. The car pulls into a parking lot of a muslim church just a bit down the road they wait for us to catch up.
By the time *I* got there my bf had a big chunk of concrete or something in his hand and he hurled it at the front window of the car. It kinda got worse form there with 4 guys kicking the crap out of that guys car while the 2 of them were still inside, and "the wives" (us) just standing there like =0
I guess the guy had enough so he tried to drive away and nearly ran us over but he ended up running over my bike instead. =\ The police came and everyone old enough was arrested and charged with wrecking the guys car. I got taken home in a police car which went over well with my parents.. the stupid cops wouldnt even bring what was left of my bike home so they left it and it disappeared. The next day the cops came to my house again and gave me a piece of paper saying I cant go near that church again. Oh darn..
In Fredericksburg, theres nothing to do on friday nights, so we went to a movie. across from the movie theater is a Toys R Us. We got out tickets an hour early so we didn't have to wait in line, and then went into the Toys R Us.
First, we fount one of those RIP STIX things and tried to ride it. Then, we found lightsabers. Teenage Boys + Lightsabers = Bad. We were having a small war in the aisle.
Suddenly, a small child comes riding at us on a tricycle. he has a lightsaber, to, and proceeds to ride into my friend at full speed, get off, and hit him in the groin. I jumped in to defend, but found myself fighting against an openent with more skills than me.
Suddenly, over the PA, comes: "Security to Aisle 12".
We both split. I think we are banned, but we didn't go back to make sure.
First, we fount one of those RIP STIX things and tried to ride it. Then, we found lightsabers. Teenage Boys + Lightsabers = Bad. We were having a small war in the aisle.
Suddenly, a small child comes riding at us on a tricycle. he has a lightsaber, to, and proceeds to ride into my friend at full speed, get off, and hit him in the groin. I jumped in to defend, but found myself fighting against an openent with more skills than me.
Suddenly, over the PA, comes: "Security to Aisle 12".
We both split. I think we are banned, but we didn't go back to make sure.
You were not attacked by a small child. On a tricycle. With a lightsaber. And wearing a Darth Vader Helmet
I was banned from a local 7-11 because someone who happened to come in, and out, with me, stole something. I didn't know the person but got blamed for next time I went in and you haven't lived till an angry Korean is shouting at you whilst throwing everything within reach at you till you go.
I got a free lighter though.
I got a free lighter though.
In college I was temporarily banned from my favorite bar for being involved in a fight. Didn't start it, didn't really know why we were fighting, but these things happen when you're drinking with friends.
I was also banned from Albany Bowl bowling alley for stealing a bowling pin on a scavenger hunt. I slid down the lane, grabbed the pin and scampered up the ball return. We got away with it but the manager/owner(?) remembered us the next time we went in and told his employees if they ever saw us not to let us bowl.
I also was briefly banned from the RT bus that took me home freshman year of high school. My school in general was a little rough and the bus was no exception (fighting etc) but one day someone chucked a battery (C cell I believe) and hit the bus driver in the back of the head. After some swerving, he straightened out and pulled the bus over only about 200 yards from my stop.
It was actually closer to my house than the real stop. He jumps up and demands to know who threw the battery. Nobody says anything. Those of us that get off at that stop ask if we can leave. He says, "nobody's gettin' off this bus until the person that threw that battery fesses up."
After 20 minutes I finally say, "I threw the battery" and get off the bus. I go 10 steps and an RT sedan pulls up with some bus official who questions me for another 20 minutes. He doesn't believe me and bans me from the bus for a month.
I was also banned from Albany Bowl bowling alley for stealing a bowling pin on a scavenger hunt. I slid down the lane, grabbed the pin and scampered up the ball return. We got away with it but the manager/owner(?) remembered us the next time we went in and told his employees if they ever saw us not to let us bowl.
I also was briefly banned from the RT bus that took me home freshman year of high school. My school in general was a little rough and the bus was no exception (fighting etc) but one day someone chucked a battery (C cell I believe) and hit the bus driver in the back of the head. After some swerving, he straightened out and pulled the bus over only about 200 yards from my stop.
It was actually closer to my house than the real stop. He jumps up and demands to know who threw the battery. Nobody says anything. Those of us that get off at that stop ask if we can leave. He says, "nobody's gettin' off this bus until the person that threw that battery fesses up."
After 20 minutes I finally say, "I threw the battery" and get off the bus. I go 10 steps and an RT sedan pulls up with some bus official who questions me for another 20 minutes. He doesn't believe me and bans me from the bus for a month.
