BASS BATTLE!!!! ITS OOOOON BAYBE!!!!!!!!

[SMILEYSIXX]

Tell him to play in a certain key. Guitarists don't understand the concept of keys and it's funny.

Challenge him to a slap contest, heavy fingerpicking contest, regular picking contest, double stops playing, and soloing.

I love guitarists... they're nature's punchline.

 

[Drop-the-One]

Whatever you do... make sure you don't look too serious or like you're trying hard.

If he looks struggling and you stay calm infront of everyone else, you look better.


btw, what's your guys' wager?

 

[happybacon]

alright. its coming up on the fifth of next month. about 12 more days. there is no wager though im totally gonna see if he wants to make one now XD

 

[Andrew Jones]

What's the format/rules?


Aj

 

[champbassist]

Challenge him to a duel on harmonic framework of Indian scales (also known as Thaats in India). Make some horrifying changes on these totally obscure scales and kill the poseur!

[rant](If you do do this, you will, IMO, crush him, pulverize him, squish him like a little teeny weeny roach under a freakin STEAMROLLER) [/rant]

If it's his one month bass education vs your years of practice, you may not need all this anyway.

 

[tobo]

this

have 5 independent people judging-loudest cheers win

 

[janaya64]

sigh.....nevermind I lost interest

 

[BassMan7530]

I forget who had mentioned it earlier in the thread, but I think videotaping the entire battle and leaving both you and your friend unnamed/ anonymous would be a great idea. That way, you could have a poll on whether everyone thinks you or your friend is the real bassist.

In any case, i'm sure you'll win. Good luck!

 

[YL_Bass]

So it's past the 5th...

What happened?

 

[Luke.Walton]

damn teenagers...we need to reinstate the draft...thin out their ranks a little



=)

Hahaha! Sig'd


P.S. Looking forward to the result of this

 

[VinKreepo]

Play....

Nirvana's "In Bloom" BLINDFOLDED haha. Not the hardest song, but he'll look stupid when he screws up the slides.

I have a few songs I'll let ya play if you want that require 16th notes and make people dance. Funky mess.

If you really want to mess him up, have him play the DB or a fretless electric bass....

 

[Luke.Walton]

C'mon OP, it's been a month...

 

[krovx]

Dudes, what if he lost?

 

[Zombbg4]

Dudes, what if he lost?

Or it never happened. I demand a youtube video!!

 

[Emanuel Apascaritei]

teenagers!!.....I WANT TO SEE A VIDEO

Maybe he have lost and don´t want to come over here anymore....

 

[IconBasser]

... maybe he's dead.

 

[millsbass5]

Nothing below the belt.

Does that mean that he can't wear it (the bass) low,like J.Page and J.Perry??

 

[Demonbass92]

stage, audience, judging panel, anything by john entwhistle, go.

 

[invader3k]

My guess is it was like that one SNL skit where they have a "bass-off" and the entire building exploded.

 

[BigMac5]

It probably did not go well for the op. I'm basing my assumption on the fact he has not updated the thread and he was on talkbass. Last Activity: Today 12:38 AM