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Bass FX Hot Takes

Top jacks should be standard on all pedals in existence...no reason to have wasted pedalboard space to the left and right of each pedal in this day and age.

All pedal jacks shall be top-mounted. The exact placement of the top jacks shall also be standardized such that molded pedal patches, when installed, are tightly bound to the pedals.

I prefer side jacks to top jacks.

I have clumsy feet and a bit of extra space in between pedals isn’t “wasted” on my board, it’s a gig-saver!
Wellshuxley already said it but,
Top jack pedals waste pedalboard space. They are too close together to step on the footswitches, defeating the whole purpose of the foot pedal format. They have to be spread out anyways, leaving empty wasted gaps inbetween while also taking up extra space on top.
 
All knobs on pedals shall be of the push-lock variety such that when they're in the locked-down position, their tops are flush with primary surface of pedal body. Switches shall also be inset.

Manufacturers of pedals and pedalboards shall also get together on developing a powered locking rail system that allows locking pedals to a pedalboard without the use of other fasteners and also provides power to the pedal. Pedal manufacturers shall standardize on size, voltage, polarity to accommodate this system. (Oh, the horror...)

All pedal jacks shall be top-mounted. The exact placement of the top jacks shall also be standardized such that molded pedal patches, when installed, are tightly bound to the pedals.

Finally... the installation of aircraft landing lights into pedals as indicators shall cease.

Yes to all of this but the last. Having played too many outdoor daytime shows where I could not tell the bypass status of a pedal without playing a note to see whether or not it is on, i think the aircraft landing lights should be a requirement.
 
1. Menu diving sucks and I hate it. Either it’s dumb or I am, and I can’t say I know which it is.

{snip}

3. Darkglass has made every metal bassist in the last decade sound exactly the same (I’m exaggerating here but their stuff is so pervasive in heavy music that I have an aversion to it now)

I could not resemble or agree more with either of these statements, but especially #3.
 
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Not sure if it qualifies, but my hot take would be "no pedals".
I prefer just plugging directly into my amp. I've tried just about any kind of bass pedal out there, from modulators to dirt to compressors, but always end up getting rid of them.
Granted my main basses have relatively complicated and unusual onboard circuits (active filters and/or passive switching options of a wide variety).
Of course, there's no right or wrong though. Everybody has to find their own groove.
 
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The balance between board size and convenience seems to be impossible for me to achieve. Boards with two rows rarely work for me because they might be too big, and I end up having trouble hitting the right button without stepping on other pedals. I need a board that is just a little longer than the one I have so everything is in one row.
 
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2. Effects are largely for our own gratification and are often unnoticed by everyone except the bassist

I'll go so far as to say that most of our signal chain is largely for our own gratification. 97% of our bandmates* only care that we make nice "thump thump thump" sounds, with each note being distinct. In the cover band world, we (and the drummer) are generally supposed to be 'felt' and not noticed: we know we're doing our job correctly if the audience is dancing.


*Fortunately I work with some BLs who like my tones (my clangy overdriven hard rock tone in particular), but while that's nice, what matters most is that they keep offering me work. :greedy::bassist:
 
Wellshuxley already said it but,
Top jack pedals waste pedalboard space. They are too close together to step on the footswitches, defeating the whole purpose of the foot pedal format. They have to be spread out anyways, leaving empty wasted gaps inbetween while also taking up extra space on top.

You can't space them out by yourself?

And we have a verified hot take, folks! :p