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Bass Haiku Thread
- Thread starter dickfitts
- Start date
This was Jaco's bass
He gave it to me one day
Give me twenty grand.
He gave it to me one day
Give me twenty grand.
Bass is powerful.
Booties will shake and shimmy.
Beware the brown note.
Booties will shake and shimmy.
Beware the brown note.
WTB Fender
Must be old and slightly worn
Is paypal okay?
Must be old and slightly worn
Is paypal okay?
Stop using "guitards"
Like bassists are all knowing
Some bassists suck too
Like bassists are all knowing
Some bassists suck too
I cannot Haiku
I really do not know how
Bourbon always helps
I really do not know how
Bourbon always helps
my bass was stolen
found in pawn shop called police
then we had tacos
found in pawn shop called police
then we had tacos
I think I just wrote the complete lyrics to a song based on haiku poems 
Turn down the treble
I was born to play bass
Love me like I do
Listen to my bass
or die a horribly death
This riff is killer
Played the low E
and was told that I suck balls
Well, shag you too, jerk!
Black metal is swag
Everything withers and die
When I play the bass
If I had a point
I would not be writing this
Bass poems suck balls
Turn down the treble
I was born to play bass
Love me like I do
Listen to my bass
or die a horribly death
This riff is killer
Played the low E
and was told that I suck balls
Well, shag you too, jerk!
Black metal is swag
Everything withers and die
When I play the bass
If I had a point
I would not be writing this
Bass poems suck balls
...if I remember correctly, Justice, your quest was rife with tacos from start to finish! Man, I love tacos...
pedallboard order
where does the compressor go
and how does it work
came in late last night
unloading gear in the dark
the bass ninja lives
woke up with some chic
luckily my bass is here
but where is my truck
where does the compressor go
and how does it work
came in late last night
unloading gear in the dark
the bass ninja lives
woke up with some chic
luckily my bass is here
but where is my truck
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Fifteen, Twelve or Ten?
Low B? High C? Four, Five, Six?
Bottom Always Top!
Low B? High C? Four, Five, Six?
Bottom Always Top!
Rickenbacker bass
causes fractious discourse in
this internet place.
causes fractious discourse in
this internet place.
Is this the lamest thread ever? And I've participated. Twice now. Please shoot me.
M. M.
What is this? Horizontal haiku? In four lines?
