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Bass in the Post Zombie Apocalyptic World

Seriously though, this whole zombie thing fascinates me. The human body is mechanical and electrical just lime any other machine.

No heart? No life.
No oxygen? No life.
No blood? No life.
No brain? No life.
Broken leg? No walking.
Bad cut? Yer bleeding out. No life.

Any injury that would take out any animal or person would just as easily do in the "undead". They are bound by the same biological, mechanical, and physics laws that any other creature (living or dead) is.

That being said I would not hesitate to use any bass gear as a weapon or fuel for the fire.

Also, I am perfectly capable and ready to go off the grid at a moment's notice.
 
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Before the power went out for good the Talkbass site would be awash in Threads arguing about the relative abilities of Fieldy, the merits of Adler Basses, and of course arguments about TAB, Jaco, Jeff Berlin and Gene Simmons as Zombie Threads rise to walk the Earth-mwah-ha-ha-ha! (from a 2000 thread about the Best Fretless Bass for mwah):D

Don't forget there will surely also be a "I back a hot zombiebabe" thread started. :D
 
I'd be sure to carry one that can double as a weapon:

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