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A gig straight from hell. I wouldn't do it for $250 plus a 5 course sit-down meal per person...and they want a full ensemble! There is only one possible answer to that letter.
Run away. FAST. Don't look back. The guy's wife might be Medusa, and she might turn you to stone.
And you can leave your sign at home. You know, the one that says:
We take requests.
Except for Mustang Sally and Freebird.
And Macarena. And YMCA.
Except for Mustang Sally and Freebird.
And Macarena. And YMCA.
You're forgot the 'chicken dance'.
Funny, but also filed under gigs that will never happen...
(Whoever cooked that up has a good musical sense of humour)
I've heard a variation on this where instead of Phish, it was Nickleback...LOL
Archeologists uncover the real life inspiration for Led Zeppelin
When Sweet Caroline was the best song of the night it makes you question your life choices. (c)
With a more pleasant disposition, I'd bet.
"If you pick it, it'll never heal" - Earl Scruggs.
