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Is it weird that I would never, in a million years, buy one of these but I am very happy that it exists?
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Or like the large lady back in economy on an American 767 from Chicago to somewhere in Europe (can't remember where) who flushed the toilet while sitting on it. Vacuum-sealed herself to the seat. Our flight attendants headed back, so of course I had to check out the action. They tried pulling her off the toilet, but the suction won. They called one of the pilots for assistance. He got a straw and stuck it between her legs to bleed some air into the toilet. After a bit, she was finally able to lift her fat a$$ off of it.
I logged over 3 million miles in the air when I was working. Almost all of it was horribly boring. But this one was worth a couple of good laughs all around, and still makes me laugh when I'm reminded of it.
Who blew the straw?
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Hi, neighbor! Porto is a cool town. I want to get back there some day. I'll need pet passports for my three dogs, so I can do a road trip. I also want to get back to San Sebastian and Bilbao (spent a lot of time there working). I gotta have some percebes (goose barnacles) again. They are an awesome treat. Very expensive, but worth it.
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Needs a big sign: "Remember, blow not suck!"
Hello! I love percebes! You can get them fat and juicy in Porto, you just have to know the right places.Hi, neighbor! Porto is a cool town. I want to get back there some day. I'll need pet passports for my three dogs, so I can do a road trip. I also want to get back to San Sebastian and Bilbao (spent a lot of time there working). I gotta have some percebes (goose barnacles) again. They are an awesome treat. Very expensive, but worth it.
I'll be happy to recommend you some local restaurants (no tourist traps), if you visit the city.
LOL! EXACTLY what I’m doing right now!
