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- How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Just one, but it’s the same job the keyboard player can do with their left hand.
Gotta love power chords. Major key? Minor key? Who cares. You're always right!How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
- one - five - one - five - one - five
Chords? Keys? I'm still working out why they have those other three strings and the metal thingies across the neck.Gotta love power chords. Major key? Minor key? Who cares. You're always right!![]()
When the composer finished that piece of music...

The song Jessie's Girl is now 41 years old. Now, it is an oldie. When it came out in 1981 and you went back 41 years, it was 1940.One of the bigger radio stations in Philadelphia has always been the “oldies” station. They started out playing songs from the 50s. I remember that it was noticeable when they started playing songs from the 60s. But now I drive around and see their billboards and they’ve been advertising songs from the 90s for a while now.
I guess it won’t be long before they start playing the likes of Lizzo and Harry Styles.![]()
I think I'm going to need a minute on that one.The song Jessie's Girl is now 41 years old. Now, it is an oldie. When it came out in 1981 and you went back 41 years, it was 1940.
Let's just say that Jessie's Girl is now somebody's granny.I think I'm going to need a minute on that one.
Yeah, that is a hard one take in.The song Jessie's Girl is now 41 years old. Now, it is an oldie. When it came out in 1981 and you went back 41 years, it was 1940.
