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I sent this to my guitar buddy. He didn’t like it much at all.
The green-puking, head-spinning Regan must have been a drummer.
I remember those drills from elementary school in Texas.

Steve Goodman, Watchin' Joey Glow:I remember those drills from elementary school in Texas.
Teacher: Alright kids. Time for our weekly nuclear attack drill. Everyone into the central hallway!
Kids (scared s**tless): We're all gonna DIE! Mommaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The first time I saw the scene in The Terminator where LA gets nuked and everybody gets flash-fried to ash, I thought "yeah, yeah, been there, done that", I'll just drop to my knees, curl up and cower. That'll save my patootie.![]()
I remember those drills from elementary school in Texas.
Teacher: Alright kids. Time for our weekly nuclear attack drill. Everyone into the central hallway!
Kids (scared s**tless): We're all gonna DIE! Mommaaaaaaaaaaaa!
The first time I saw the scene in The Terminator where LA gets nuked and everybody gets flash-fried to ash, I thought "yeah, yeah, been there, done that", I'll just drop to my knees, curl up and cower. That'll save my patootie.![]()
Lehrer was brilliant!