Unrepresented
Something Borderline Offensive
You appear to have a woman near you. You don't qualify as having a beard until you've properly repelled all the ladyfolk.Do I count? Wishful thinking, but maybe someday I will qualify
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I have to be clean shaven for work. I annoyed the crap out of my girlfriend last Movember with a porno stache that was pushing against my company's appearance standards pretty hard, but haven't had any chin growth in forever because of the day job.
