Yo, beard club! I'm comin' back! Was on hiatus for a while, but currently getting fuzzier. I'm reclaiming my number (whatever it was).
Here's what happened: my band was headlining on Saturday night of a 2-day festy a couple of weeks ago. Before our set my wife and I were perusing the wares at the various vending booths around the perimeter. We happened on a beard oil enterprise, like what El Spearo referred to above. She liked the scent of one concoction they call "Big Sexy". And indeed it must be good, they only had one bottle left. We bought it. I said "but, honey, I don't have a beard to put it on." Voila, clearance to go to the wild & wooly side once more!
So now I'm all scratchy and prickly, but in another week or so... Big Sexy, c'est moi!