BassPuns

[Figas]

Don't know if anyone has done this yet (if so, delete this), but I find this essential and relevant.

I'll start:

There's no reason to play metal with a Les Paul bass. It's pointless.

 

[Salamenster]

I like Pokémon.

 

[guitar ed]

That's pretty low down.

edg

 

[iiipopes]

Bass players make the best lovers 'cause they know how to manipulate G...strings.

 

[FloatingHogs]

Wow.

What I'm trying to say is, bassically, these are really bad puns.

 

[Bassist4Eris]

Bass players make the best lovers 'cause they know how to manipulate G...strings.

Plus we go deeper.

 

[nutso42]

I was offered the chance to learn guitar or bass. I chose not to pick guitar.