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Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by Figas, Nov 22, 2012.

  1. Figas


    Sep 8, 2008
    Don't know if anyone has done this yet (if so, delete this), but I find this essential and relevant.

    I'll start:

    There's no reason to play metal with a Les Paul bass. It's pointless.
  2. I like Pokémon.
  3. That's pretty low down.

  4. iiipopes


    May 4, 2009
    Bass players make the best lovers 'cause they know how to manipulate G...strings.
  5. Wow.

    What I'm trying to say is, bassically, these are really bad puns.
  6. Bassist4Eris

    Bassist4Eris Frat-Pack Sympathizer

    Aug 11, 2012
    Upstate NY, USA
    Plus we go deeper.
  7. I was offered the chance to learn guitar or bass. I chose not to pick guitar.