Best name for a metal band

[ELG60]

9 Iron Fore: A quartet of metal-playing golf enthusiasts who come out dressed as various iterations of Payne Stewart.

 

[mmon77]

9 Iron Fore: A quartet of metal-playing golf enthusiasts who come out dressed as various iterations of Payne Stewart.

If I had to pick a golf related one for me, it would be "Uncontrollable Slice"

 

[hrodbert696]

To follow up on Party Cannon - they really do sound like a party!

 

[Bighands Bill]

The other bass player from our church group wanted to call us Crysal Meth-adists. The guitarists know bass players think differently.

 

[stringthrough]

Beyond Disgust

 

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Lou and the Lung Oysters

Messianic Toadstools

Buzzard Picnic

Pus Pop

 

[mmon77]

To follow up on Party Cannon - they really do sound like a party!

There is something about those almost constant blast beat, Jim Carey vocal bands that always puts a smile on my face.

 

[xbud]

"We are the root of all that is evil" but you can call us "Cookie"

 

[bassdude51]

LEAD POISONING

 

[Koog]

Razor's Edge

 

[STRMan]

Ejaculating Anus

 

[Thebiggestjerk]

Is Diana the lizard also a wizard?

If so, she can sing about nuclear fusion with King Gizzard!

Nope youngster. Diana is a lizards is from a short lived made for TV movie and series called "V" that came out on the early 80's.

 

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Turd Merchant

 

[Tom Bomb]

Coincidentally, ABOMINOG​

 

[Winslow]

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Nice to see so many of mine made the "save" folder.

 

[Winslow]

The thread that kicked off this series really should be stickied as a classic. But here are a few more.


SATAN DEMANDS EXTRA PAPRIKA!!!!

Also:

And last, but not least...

 

[socialleper]

That would be a good gore grind band name.

 

[prowla]

Apparently you don't really need to come up with a great name - just mess the font up enough, and noone will be able to read whatever your name is. "Lame Ass Band" would look "metal" with the right font.

Please welcome on stage:
Illegible Font !

 

[Ostie]

Iron Balls
Diamonds and Rust

And for the geriatric grandpa band:
Titanium Joints

 

[Nightman]

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