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Sorry, but if it is an inane club, well will not have numbers. We will use letters. You are A.
I can't think of a gig where these wouldn't work if the rest of the outfit worked.
Dress them up with a black vest and tie for a wedding. Sleeveless or maybe just a "cool" T-shirt" for rock show. Whatever for pop show. Ironic T-shirt (likely a V neck) and scarf for hipster show. White or black pearl snap button down for country show. Yada yada yada.
Dress them up with a black vest and tie for a wedding. Sleeveless or maybe just a "cool" T-shirt" for rock show. Whatever for pop show. Ironic T-shirt (likely a V neck) and scarf for hipster show. White or black pearl snap button down for country show. Yada yada yada.
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There's something really disturbing going on in that second picture.
"Assless chaps" is high on the list of dumbest things many people say.
If chaps weren't assless, they wouldn't be chaps... they'd be leather pants.
If chaps weren't assless, they wouldn't be chaps... they'd be leather pants.
They’ve got armadillos in their trousers, quite frightening...
Oh, I'd totally rock that - except for, y'know, beer gut.
i chose assfull pants, just because i don't know what those are. but think about it. if you showed up in assless chaps, you'd probably generate a following. they may not necessarily be laughing WITH you, but they'll be laughing!
i voted "slacks" but that's because i know the guy who invented pants. 
