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Best pants for music

Best pants for person in band

  • Tuxedo pants

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Dress slacks

    Votes: 25 7.5%
  • Cargo shorts

    Votes: 43 12.9%
  • Jorts

    Votes: 6 1.8%
  • Jams

    Votes: 5 1.5%
  • Chuck Norris Action Jeans

    Votes: 36 10.8%
  • Boring non-karate jeans

    Votes: 48 14.4%
  • 70's style running shorts pulled up high

    Votes: 13 3.9%
  • Leather or faux leather pants

    Votes: 13 3.9%
  • Spandex pants or bike shorts

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • Skirt, kilt or dress bottom

    Votes: 18 5.4%
  • Skort

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Yoga pants

    Votes: 5 1.5%
  • Parachute pants

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • MC Hammer pants

    Votes: 10 3.0%
  • Assless chaps

    Votes: 42 12.6%
  • Assfull chaps

    Votes: 7 2.1%
  • Striped circus pants

    Votes: 12 3.6%
  • Pantaloons

    Votes: 7 2.1%
  • Carrot pants

    Votes: 35 10.5%

  • Total voters
    334
Great thread idea! The musicianship may be top tier, but the fashion aspect is often definitely lacking here on the board or in the venues :rollno:

At first I was disappointed I couldn't make multiple choices (cuz I look damn fine in yoga pants as well as a skirt), but ultimately I voted for leather/leather like if I could only have one pair ... they would probably last the longest and can easily be fashioned into assless chaps if it gets too hot out :thumbsup:
Very practical, @catcauphonic !:roflmao:
 
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This thread really makes me want to go through the people of Walmart FB group and find dozens of hilarious pictures lol

I know on TB cargo shorts get a lot of hate but in my area it’s actually Jorts that get the hate. Damn near everyone here wears cargo shorts in the summer and jeans in the winter here. Main exception is the emo revival type bands. Who wear skinny jeans year round.
 
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