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Best pants for music

Best pants for person in band

  • Tuxedo pants

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • Dress slacks

    Votes: 25 7.5%
  • Cargo shorts

    Votes: 43 12.9%
  • Jorts

    Votes: 6 1.8%
  • Jams

    Votes: 5 1.5%
  • Chuck Norris Action Jeans

    Votes: 36 10.8%
  • Boring non-karate jeans

    Votes: 48 14.4%
  • 70's style running shorts pulled up high

    Votes: 13 3.9%
  • Leather or faux leather pants

    Votes: 13 3.9%
  • Spandex pants or bike shorts

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • Skirt, kilt or dress bottom

    Votes: 18 5.4%
  • Skort

    Votes: 1 0.3%
  • Yoga pants

    Votes: 5 1.5%
  • Parachute pants

    Votes: 2 0.6%
  • MC Hammer pants

    Votes: 10 3.0%
  • Assless chaps

    Votes: 42 12.6%
  • Assfull chaps

    Votes: 7 2.1%
  • Striped circus pants

    Votes: 12 3.6%
  • Pantaloons

    Votes: 7 2.1%
  • Carrot pants

    Votes: 35 10.5%

  • Total voters
    334
Here is a cap to go with your leather chaps

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and a few extra accessories

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and a matching shirt

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All I can say, as a fat middle aged dude, I completely freaked out - mind blown in a good way, the day I discovered stretchy jeans. I exclaimed, "Where have these been all my life!!??". To which my wife answered, "American Eagle"......
I have since found the stretchy Levi's to be, quite literally, the bomb.

So, I guess I'm in the Chuck Norris action pants category??? Wow, that was painful to type.