Best song opening lines...

[PaulMacCnj]

"I GET VIOLENT WHEN I'M ****ED UP
I GET SILENT WHEN I'M DRUGGED UP
WANT EXCITEMENT, DON'T GET NONE, I GO WILD"

opening lyrics from "Cheat" by The Clash

 

[fourstringdrums]

Please allow to adjust my pants
So I may dance the good time dance
and put the onlookers and innocent bystanders in a trance

- Clutch, "the Mob Goes Wild"

 

[buzzbass]

"I woke up this morning and my P@nis was missing again, This happens all the time, it's detachable"

Detachable P@nis - King Missle

 

[sarcastro83]

"It was Christmas Eve, babe.... IIIIIIIN THE DRUNK TANK...."

Fairytale of New York - The Pogues

 

[fishtx]

"Bamboozled by love...ohhh the sh*t done hit the fan"...Zappa

 

[vikingur]

uhhhAAAAAAh-AAAAh!!!! Immigrant song : )

 

[tZer]

I woke up in a soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said you can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away


The Who - Who Are You

 

[()smoke()]

Please allow to adjust my pants
So I may dance the good time dance
and put the onlookers and innocent bystanders in a trance

- Clutch, "the Mob Goes Wild"

excellent choice!

or how about this other fallon jem:

The devil and me had a falling out.
Violation of contract beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Wherever he go, whomever he meet.
He got to cross my house on the other side of the street.

--the devil and me

or this one:

Behind the Cliffside Inn,
I heard a fiddle and a mandolin,
keeping rhythm on an old washboard
and stomping on the floor.

--the soapmakers

 

[bassman1185]

"Where I come from, we call this war!"

I can't remember the name of the song, but it's by Sleeping Giant, who is one of the heaviest bands that I can think of.

 

[barestdegree]

And I heard as it were the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw
And behold a white horse

 

[mvw356]

please allow me to introduce myself
i'm a man a of wealth and taste

 

[cdef]

"I've been the token woman all my life
The token daughter and the token wife
Now I collected tokens one by one
'Til I've saved enough to buy a gun
Now you can't get even, but you can get mad
And it's not funny, no, and it's not sad ... "

- Kirsty MacColl: Bad

 

[Bassin']

my name is Leslie Anne Levine
my mother birthed me down a dry ravine
my mother birthed me far too soon
born at nine and dead at noon

fifteen years gone now
i still wander this parapet
and shake my rattle bone
fifteen years gone now
i still cling to the petticoats
of the girl who died with me

The Decemberists- Leslie Anne Levine

 

[Sneckumhaw]

Oh the snot has caked against my pants

-"Live and Let Live" by Love

 

[Benjamin Strange]

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

-Pantera, The Great Southern Trendkill

 

[Matt Till]

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

-Pantera, The Great Southern Trendkill

On that note:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhggggggggghhhhhhhh"

-Slayer, Angel of Death

 

[Kitsapbass]

please allow me to introduce myself
i'm a man a of wealth and taste

Dang - you beat me to it!

 

[XtheDeadPawn]

Slipknot's song "Disasterpiece"
I wanna slit your throat and F*ck the wound

Stone Sour's Zyxx Rd.
I Don't know how else to put this
It's taken me so long to do this

 

[()smoke()]

"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

-Pantera, The Great Southern Trendkill

seth and phil, great stuff

 

[HollowBassman]

spoken word intro:
"Eagle, Buzzard, Sparrow, Crow,
Take me down where the winds don't blow...."

song opening line:
"I want a butt-ugly slut with a bad drinking problem,
and a jealous old man in jail."


From "Butt Ugly Slut" by Roger Alan Wade.