I was just poking at you. I don't think the Polyphase sucks at all. I actually dug it, just not quite as much as the EP-1. My old guitar player keeps saying that I have to try a vintage one - he seems to think they are much better and he's not generally a guy that touts older gear as being better.
The EP-1 has a "funkier" sounding envelope mode, but what I love about the Stereo Polyphase for bass is the adjustable sweep start and stop.
From what I can tell, the original one is VERY different, with its envelope modulation and such. Also, the original is a 6-stage phaser (if I'm not mistaken) while the new one is 4-stage. I was reading on Howard Davis's site that he designed both and that he thought of the Stereo XO version as an improvement (fwiw)

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