Bodacious plums?whoops , i forgot ...
my bass has plums .. !?? been watching 'top gear' reruns ..
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Bodacious plums?whoops , i forgot ...
my bass has plums .. !?? been watching 'top gear' reruns ..
"Balls" is a colloquial expression carried over from the days of cannons and cannon balls.
"That guy has balls." "Balls to the walls boys!" and other expressions of the day all have roots in naval campaigns of yore.
Nope.
Alternative term: testicular diameter.
Your killn me SmallsWhat are we gonna do with the big muff family?![]()








I don't care what your gender or orientation are, but can we please stop using genitals as reference words for tonal characteristics, etc? I can only imagine that most female players are more sick of it than I am. It's the 21st century, and I'd like to think that we as musicians and creative types can agree that bass is not just for 12 year old boys who think that every balls joke is the most clever thing in the world. I for one would like to see manufacturers take a more inclusive, mature, and professional approach to marketing. And tone is so subjective, you can literally use any word to describe what you're hearing, so why do we constantly refer to balls when other words like punch, boom, gusto, substance, drive, and many others can serve essentially the same purpose?
Anyone feel similarly? Anyone have suggestions for alternative words?
I just want to ensure everyone who wants to play bass feels welcome in the club!
I don't care what your gender or orientation are, but can we please stop using genitals as reference words for tonal characteristics, etc? I can only imagine that most female players are more sick of it than I am. It's the 21st century, and I'd like to think that we as musicians and creative types can agree that bass is not just for 12 year old boys who think that every balls joke is the most clever thing in the world. I for one would like to see manufacturers take a more inclusive, mature, and professional approach to marketing. And tone is so subjective, you can literally use any word to describe what you're hearing, so why do we constantly refer to balls when other words like punch, boom, gusto, substance, drive, and many others can serve essentially the same purpose?
Anyone feel similarly? Anyone have suggestions for alternative words?
I just want to ensure everyone who wants to play bass feels welcome in the club!
I don't care what your gender or orientation are, but can we please stop using genitals as reference words for tonal characteristics, etc? I can only imagine that most female players are more sick of it than I am. It's the 21st century, and I'd like to think that we as musicians and creative types can agree that bass is not just for 12 year old boys who think that every balls joke is the most clever thing in the world. I for one would like to see manufacturers take a more inclusive, mature, and professional approach to marketing. And tone is so subjective, you can literally use any word to describe what you're hearing, so why do we constantly refer to balls when other words like punch, boom, gusto, substance, drive, and many others can serve essentially the same purpose?
Anyone feel similarly? Anyone have suggestions for alternative words?
I just want to ensure everyone who wants to play bass feels welcome in the club!
I don't care what your gender or orientation are, but can we please stop using genitals as reference words for tonal characteristics, etc? I can only imagine that most female players are more sick of it than I am. It's the 21st century, and I'd like to think that we as musicians and creative types can agree that bass is not just for 12 year old boys who think that every balls joke is the most clever thing in the world. I for one would like to see manufacturers take a more inclusive, mature, and professional approach to marketing. And tone is so subjective, you can literally use any word to describe what you're hearing, so why do we constantly refer to balls when other words like punch, boom, gusto, substance, drive, and many others can serve essentially the same purpose?
Anyone feel similarly? Anyone have suggestions for alternative words?
I just want to ensure everyone who wants to play bass feels welcome in the club!