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Can you guys make me laugh?

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Hi.

Sorry to hear about it man, hope You'll get another job soon.

Here's something I cheered one badly bullied bassplayer up with when doing sound back in the day:

Q: Why are the bassplayer jokes always so short?


A: So the guitarists could understand the jokes and drummers could be able to tell them.


Regards
Sam
 
A woman has three daughters, Rose, Daisy, and Concrete Block.

One day Rose said to her mom, "Mom, why did you and dad name me Rose?"

The mother replied "well, on the day you were born, a rose petal floated through the window and landed on your forehead, so we decided to name you Rose."

The next day Daisy came up to her mom and said "mom, why did you and dad name me Daisy?"

"Well Daisy, on the day you were born, a daisy petal came through your window and landed on your forehead and so we decided to name you Daisy."

The next day, concrete block came up to her mom and said "DUHURRRRR!!!"