A neutron goes into a bar. He has a couple of beers, gets up and gets ready to leave. he asks the bartender how much he owes.
The bartender says, "No charge".
The bartender says, "No charge".
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Can you guys make me laugh?
- Thread starter NJL
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Well..her Mom is my ex wife, so I won't comment! My daughter is a cutey though. She's my middle child...13 now. I have a 20 year old daughter and a 9 year old son too.
I can't risk posting any more of these, seeing as how I got slammed already a while back..... so I'll just point you in the direction of jokeland....
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4165271#post4165271
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?p=4165271#post4165271
I suppose one wouldn't hurt.....
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Eric, this is why you should always use a gerbil with a responsible partner. Poor Lemmiewinks.
This is not going to make Carlos laugh. This is simply going to turn him gay. Uh, or gayer. If that's even possible.
This is not going to make Carlos laugh. This is simply going to turn him gay. Uh, or gayer. If that's even possible.
Your point?
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Today I was going to make a thread named "Ze fun factory" for posting all the fun stuff we have,I opened TB and this...Carlos you reading mah brain via mah Snuggie???
Today I was going to make a thread named "Ze fun factory" for posting all the fun stuff we have,I opened TB and this...Carlos you reading mah brain via mah Snuggie???
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