Can you guys make me laugh?

[cheezewiz]

Nuff is a fairy.


Fairynuff?

 

[Relic]

Knock knock.......

 

[PSPookie]

Knock knock.......

Who's there?

 

[machine gewehr]

PULL MY FINGER!

 

[Thor]

Who's there?

Euripedes

 

[PSPookie]

Euripedes

Euripedes who?

 

[Happynoj]

 

[Sterling_Bass]

A neutron goes into a bar. He has a couple of beers, gets up and gets ready to leave. he asks the bartender how much he owes.


The bartender says, "No charge".

I just finished a year of Chemistry and am taking Organic in the fall. I definitely chuckled at this joke.

 

[Illbay]

Euripedes who?

"Euripedes pants, I give you such a punch in de face...!"

 

[Relic]

Who's there?

"Little Boy Blue"...

 

[Thor]

"Euripedes pants, I give you such a punch in de face...!"

Euripedes pants and you pay for dem...

 

[Thor]

"Little Boy Blue"...

Little Boy Blue who?

 

[Relic]

Little Boy Blue who?

dunno, might wanna ask Michael Jackson...

 

[PSPookie]

Ah, the knock-knock joke; is there any higher form of comedy? I think not.

 

[popinfresh]

PM'd you one I prob can't say here!

 

[banre]

How do you reuse a condom?






You turn it inside out and shake the $*@# out of it.

 

[NJL]

since this morning, i haven't had time to check up here.. even when you're jobless, you're busy (at least i am):

1) i had to deal with the AC repair dude - he was the most honest dude ever!!! what a blessing. charged me $75 for cleaning some stuff out and filling it up with some freon.. also, they went up into the attic and told me the bad news.. instead of trying to sell me his services (he knew i lost my job, because as jive would say, "dude, you are like the most transparent person ever" LOL) he brought the completely messed up duct from up there, temporarily closed up in the attic and then showed me how to replace duct - he's saving me money and even left some straps and tape for me.

how's that for service!?! - he's now my AC guy for life..

2) it was recommended i go take a typing test (i applied for two county court jobs) and i needed a certified test... on the first try, i got 52 wpm with one error.. i can do better, but that's decent for right now..

3) i got another two leads for two more "grant writer" jobs... i'm apping this weekend..

4) my accountant took me to lunch today - AND - paid for it

i'm blessed

 

[NJL]

need to get back to work.....

 

[D Rokk]

i managed 62 wpm with 2 errors last test i took.. personal best.. around here for clerk typist 1 you need 45 wpm clerk typist 2 you need 48 wpm..

 

[Relic]

I can burp the alphabet.