Born and raised in Canada, but I'm a terrible Canadian, apparently.
I don't drink beer, don't go to Tim Hortons and you couldn't pay me to watch hockey. Never owned a pair of skates in my life and even having to hear it at the bar feels like an ice pick piercing my eardrums.
Wine/whiskey... Starbucks... Raptors.
Kind of ironic that you're post 99 eh?
