Cats

[Toto_Chan]

anybody a cat person =D

 

[GeneralElectric]

No.

 

[csala]

Why would anyone be a cat person? They're nothing more than plants with legs. If you were shrunken down to the size of a mouse, your cat would torture and eat you. F them.

 

[bassteban]

GE's lying- there are several dozen, if not more, cat persons in the world currently.
I have an 18-yr-old totally senile, deaf sweetie-pie named Loopy Lou, and a 1-yr-old master hunter named Pepe who thinks he's a dog.

 

[bassteban]

If you were shrunken down to the size of a mouse, your cat would torture and eat you.

What's not to like about this? Badass, I say.

 

[Toto_Chan]

GE's lying- there are several dozen, if not more, cat persons in the world currently.
I have an 18-yr-old totally senile, deaf sweetie-pie named Loopy Lou, and a 1-yr-old master hunter named Pepe who thinks he's a dog.

lol~ my fluffy talks to trees

 

[Toto_Chan]

What's not to like about this? Badass, I say.

i think my cat would just have to sit on me , she's a fatass XD

 

[bassteban]

I had this deaf cat for years that chased invisible people. She once fell out of a tree.

 

[casualmadness]

People aren't bad people...cats are bad people.
I hate cats.

 

[GeneralElectric]

Maybe she took a ton of acid?

 

[casualmadness]

I had this deaf cat for years that chased invisible people. She once fell out of a tree.

Did she ever catch anyone?

 

[mothmonsterman]

I like my cats, they like beer.

 

[BassyBill]

I had this deaf cat for years that chased invisible people.

My cat used to chase anybody on a bike.














So, we hid her bike.

 

[spade2you]

I like 'em, but I'm allergic as hell to most of 'em. Somehow some don't trigger my allergies.

 

[ElliotBass]

cat person here, here's my baby, suki, she died about a month ago which was probably one of the saddest things ever for me, age 18 though, which is pretty good, she was just like a person, except she couldn't speak, or didnt look much like a person,

and if you dont have anything nice to say about these wonderful creatures, gtfo out of this thread, srsly

edit: lol big pictures

 

[casualmadness]

My cat used to chase anybody on a bike.













So, we hid her bike.

I see what you did there.

 

[bassteban]

Maybe she took a ton of acid?

Perhaps; I found her wandering near a highway & brought her home. She had no equilibrium & would fall over pretty easily. A cat w/poor balance can be very amusing. Plus you could sneak up on her. They hate that.
I'm pretty sure she caught and ate several invisible people.

 

[GeneralElectric]

I like my cats, they like beer.

You put cats in a beer batter too?

Delicious!

My parents were crazy pet people. We had 11 cats and 6 dogs at once. It was eventually 7 cats and 5 dogs, since one of the dogs was eating the cats.:scowl:

 

[GeneralElectric]

Perhaps; I found her wandering near a highway & brought her home. She had no equilibrium & would fall over pretty easily. A cat w/poor balance can be very amusing. Plus you could sneak up on her. They hate that.
I'm pretty sure she caught and ate several invisible people.

She had her eardrums destroyed! Its one thing to just go deaf from old age or illness, but since she has no balance, that means her inner ear was damaged.

Perhaps someone screwed around with firecrackers and their cat?

 

[casualmadness]

one of the dogs was eating the cats.:scowl:

I can't help it...that cracks me up.
My mom is a cat person. She literally has like 13 of them. I hate cats, personally. So it always sucks when I'm at her house because those things are everywhere. I won't harm them, mind you. I would never intentionally harm an animal that I didn't plan to eat. But I do my best to make sure they understand that I'm not to be climbed on and my lap is not for them.