Cheese Bass II, Too Cheesy

[Ostie]

Well, all those holes must have reduced the weight.

 

[Tpi]

Well, all those holes must have reduced the weight.

A pound of cheese was lost so that the holes could be hyperspatially connected to the prime material plane of eternal cheese, (adjacent to the Bog of Eternal Stench, take a left at Alba-quirkie).

 

[covermego]

Ooooohhhh!!!! OOOOOHHHHHH !!!!! I LOVE CHEESY SCALLOPS !!!!!!!

 

[Inertialsky]

Might as well drill some holes in the neck if you want to commit to the look

 

[Lance Bunyon]

Best bass for busking Wisconsin...

 

[Rabidhamster]

I really hate it, it's so amazing. I'd love to throw that across the stage at a wall. Great job!

 

[Rabidhamster]

Best bass for busking Wisconsin...

You didn't need to be so curd with your reply

 

[Lance Bunyon]

You didn't need to be so curd with your reply

Obviously you take fromage to my comment...

 

[Charlie4Strings]

This reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Marge turns to Homer and says…

"I didn't say you COULDN'T deep fry your shirt, I said you SHOULDN'T"

 

[DJ Bebop]

I spoke to the legend of Cheese bass here.
Cheese Bass I

It was in fact a general image search on cheese bass that led me here to this forum but a few months ago.

In honor of this forum. In honor of Cheese bass spirit. In honor of the different. In honor of experimentation just to see and to no particular ends, I present "Cheese Bass II"
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Specs:
$90 ebay beater

Scalloped neck, frets 1-4 and 12-24. Achieved by pressing the side of a drill-bit sanding barrel to the fret board. The wood powdered unlike any wood I've ever known. Resin infused?
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Blue and green crayon mold

Ibanez SR300 tuners + one stock

DR neon yellow strings

Stock bridge custom drilled and saddles by local luthier and maestro tech, Lucio of Marina Music in Culver City.

43mm nut
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One gold tooth. Currently three through-body strings, but will be going all five when I get access to my drill press later this week.

15mm avg strings at the bridge.
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Need more holes in butt to fill with melted lead to re-balance the neck.

Sounds just like it did before, but with more holes in the body.

The body wood shreds and flakes the more you work it. See this thread here.
4-to-5 string conversion

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Convenient carry handle can't be beat! Highly suggested feature!
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Nothing wrong with that!

 

[Carl Hillman]

It's a trypophobe's nightmare.

 

[winston]

Best bass for busking Wisconsin...

No whey!

 

[Kennoath]

Tasty! That looks like fun. Maybe you can make a guitar that's a cracker.

 

[Tpi]

Tasty! That looks like fun. Maybe you can make a guitar that's a cracker.

With a triscuit grill on the speakers.

 

[Tpi]

I really hate it, it's so amazing. I'd love to throw that across the stage at a wall. Great job!

This might be my fave comment and call to action yet!

 

[Fishheadjoe]

It needs a "cheese wiz " sticker.
Fishheadjoe

 

[SomewhatHarmles]

Ooh....I was gonna do this, but this convinced me not to.

I'm gonna go resaw my blank by hand now....