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chick vs chick with bass: electric boogaloo

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I wish I knew what to say, but what you really need is a hug. Im so sorry you are hurting.

A hug would be really appreciated right now. Logistics are a problem though.

That's a surreal experience, but NEVER doubt my ability to screw-up...especially if it matters. I have super powers when it comes to that.
Duh-duh-duh-duuuh! It's Captain F*** up.

And I don't believe that for a minute. Where do you keep your cape while you're playing? Wouldn't it get in the way.
 
Oh *&^%. If you need to call someone I'm gonna pm you my cell.
If you got the audience on camera too you might want to copy that to the police. Maybe if the shooter was in the audience the witness might be able to use your video to help identify him/her.

I have no video of the crowd at all. I was standing right at the stage, so it's all of the band - really close up.

There was at least one solid eye witness that I know about. They were still talking to him when I left.
 
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And I don't believe that for a minute. Where do you keep your cape while you're playing? Wouldn't it get in the way.

Oh hell yeah, believe it sister! Ask around. Something very important came up, well yesterday now, and of course....I screw everything up. I suck.

But you asked about my cape....this is how ya do it:Link Removed
 
Oh hell yeah, believe it sister! Ask around. Something very important came up, well yesterday now, and of course....I screw everything up. I suck.

But you asked about my cape....this is how ya do it:Link Removed

It's okay with me if you suck. Lots of people suck. It's necessary. If most of us didn't suck at least sometimes, there simply wouldn't be enough gravity to hold us on all the earth.
 
Oh hell yeah, believe it sister! Ask around. Something very important came up, well yesterday now, and of course....I screw everything up. I suck.

But you asked about my cape....this is how ya do it:

Stupid pic didn't post.....see I suck!!!
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Try to do some deep breathing and relaxation. What happened is horrible but you need to let the negative energy from it fade from you. You have many friends here who care and will help.

Thank you. I'm trying. I just don't even know how to process this.Asking why is pointless. No one will ever really know. I turned around and walked away. If I hadn't....
 
We'll see whole history books written about you. So what that means is that you really need to leave an awesome and spectacular story in that sarcophagus.

The whole space alien thing is getting worn out, though, so you'll need to come up with something much, much better than that.

I will work on it.

But first I am late for my 3am devotional to Sam.

Ritual requires that I must leave her a happy song for when she awakens, but I will repost her pic too, so that the many shall gaze upon her awesomeness with awe and wonder. Behold:
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And now please stand and sing (if you don't have a hymnal please use your ipad):

"Brand New Day"

How many of you people out there
Been hurt in some kind of love affair
And how many times do you swear that you'll never love again?

How many lonely, sleepless nights
How many lies, how many fights
And why would you want to put yourself through all that again?

"Love is pain," I hear you say
Love has a cruel and bitter way
Of paying you back for all the faith you ever had in your brain

How could it be that what you need the most
Can leave you feeling just like a ghost?
You never want to feel so sad and lost again

One day you could be looking
Through an old book in rainy weather
You see a picture of her smiling at you
When you were still together
You could be walking down the street
And who should you chance to meet
But that same old smile that you've been thinking of all day

You can turn the clock to zero, honey
I'll sell the stock, we'll spend all the money
We're starting up a brand new day

Turn the clock all the way back
I wonder if she'll take me back
I'm thinking in a brand new way

Turn the clock to zero, sister
You'll never know how much I missed her
Starting up a brand new day

Turn the clock to zero, boss
The river's wide, we'll swim across
Started up a brand new day

It could happen to you - just like it happened to me
There's simply no immunity - there's no guarantee
I say love's such a force - if you find yourself in it
And sometimes no reflection is there

Baby wait a minute, wait a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute
Wait a minute, wait a minute

Turn the clock to zero, honey
I'll sell the stock, we'll spend all the money
We're starting up a brand new day

Turn the clock to zero, Mac
I'm begging her to take me back
I'm thinking in a brand new way

Turn the clock to zero, boss
The river's wide, we'll swim across
Started up a brand new day

Turn the clock to zero buddy
Don't wanna be no fuddy duddy
Started up a brand new day

I'm the rhythm in your tune
I'm the sun and you're the moon
I'm a bat and you're the cave
You're the beach and I'm the wave
I’m the plow and you’re the land
You're the glove and I'm the hand
I'm the train and you're the station
I'm a flagpole to your nation - yeah

Stand up all you lovers in the world
Stand up and be counted every boy and every girl
Stand up all you lovers in the world
Starting up a brand new day

I'm the present to your future
You're the wound and I’m the suture
You're the magnet to my pole
I'm the devil in your soul
You're the pupil I'm the teacher
You're the church and I'm the preacher
You're the flower I'm the rain
You're the tunnel I'm the train

Stand up all you lovers in the world
Stand up and be counted every boy and every girl
Stand up all you lovers in the world
Starting up a brand new day

You're the crop to my rotation
You're the sum of my equation
I'm the answer to your question
If you follow my suggestion
We can turn this ship around
We'll go up instead of down
You're the pan and I'm the handle
You're the flame and I'm the candle

Stand up all you lovers in the world
Stand up and be counted every boy and every girl
Stand up all you lovers in the world
We're starting up a brand new day

Aliens eh? What's up with that Ancient Astronauts guys hair?
 
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