chick vs chick with bass

[JYD]

Why is there a salad spoon hanging on the wall with the rest of that stuff?

Don't ask.

Sounds like a great metaphor though.

 

[Dr McBalders]

Implying that I have some sort of disease is WAY out of line. It shows how little intelligence you have. Being involved in kink for the last 7 years one of the first things I learned is we have to more fastitious regarding STI's than any vanilla person would be.

Oh I'm not leaving because of him. If anything I want to post more just to piss him off.

I took it as the compliment it was meant to be.

You know why posting my pictures took guts? Because of people like you who feel necessary to dismiss me because of my size and my lifestyle. The thread was going along very nicely until that picture post of yours. I'm larger, so the **** what? If anything I am more indicative of the average woman out there.

You also have no idea why I am the size I am. I happen to have a friend of mine who has Polycystic ovary syndrome and the very nature of the disorder makes it hard to lose weight.

For all you know I could have had a car accident that impacted my mobility so in recovery I could not exercise and gained the weight. As it is I had a very bad year or so where I was being bullied at work and once we got rid of that person I was doing the work of two people until we found a a replacement which caused a lot of stress. Now in my early 40's my metabolism is changing pre-menopause is starting so as much as I would love to lose weight again I am finding it difficult no matter how much I try.

So please do us all a favour and get out of this thread. Leave the fun to those of us who are respectful of other people's differences.

This is me and the only me I've got. While I have my moments for the most part I am pretty ****ing awesome.

This is all I will say in this thread. Damn right.

 

[jefwho]

some funny moments here, but couldn't read the whole thing. It's like a aol chat log from 1995.

 

[MtManiac]

Moi?

Yes you.

Buchanan's name is Sam too, and she also looks pretty dang good (and owns a fretless P bass!).

 

[ReginaldPLinux]

Yes you.

Buchanan's name is Sam too, and she also looks pretty dang good (and owns a fretless P bass!).

"I told you I’d come back. Remember Buchanan?"
"But you’re not Buchanan!"
"I don’t look like him but I am him. Don’t you recognize my voice, Jim?"

 

[autodidact]

Everything here is just fantastic.

 

[Bassmanbob]

Wow! This has got to be the fastest moving thread on TB ever. I didn't go on the internet in one day and this thread moved 10 pages!

Thanks for the entertainment everyone!

 

[Samthebassist]

Mmmm

 

[MakiSupaStar]

Jesus Guys....is this really what you think about us? Does how we play the bass count, or is it only what we look like when we play? Help us all.

Looks are everything. Skill can be fine tuned with the volume knob.

 

[autodidact]

<img src="http://www.talkbass.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=225260"/>

Mmmm

I bet you can't copy this pic

 

[guest4325qpt]

I bet you can't copy this pic

You just said what 98% of TalkBass had on their minds, Thank you.

 

[Samthebassist]

You just said what 98% of TalkBass had on their minds, Thank you.

By copy do you mean go and take this exact photo?

Or right click?

 

[guest4325qpt]

By copy do you mean go and take this exact photo?

Or right click?

Take the exact photo

 

[autodidact]

By copy do you mean go and take this exact photo?

Or right click?

You're lucky you're pretty *facepalm*

 

[guest4325qpt]

You're lucky you're pretty *facepalm*

That made me laugh

 

[GBassNorth]

Me giving directions to friends from out of town/area:
"Yeah, take I-75 south to Big Beaver exit 69 and turn right..........why are you laughing so hard??? what's so funny????"

NOT kidding. The exit number for Big Beaver is 69.
It's a pretty funny joke here in Detroit.

Still reading thru all the posts on this thread so sorry if this has been posted already but - here in Northern Kentucky if you decide to take the backroads to one of the nice public parks just south of the Ohio river you would tell someone to drive south from florence thru the small town of Beaver Lick then turn right to get to Big Bone Lick state park.
I kid you not! I bet there's been some interesting photos taken of those city and park signs over the years.

 

[rough house]

Still reading thru all the posts on this thread so sorry if this has been posted already but - here in Northern Kentucky if you decide to take the backroads to one of the nice public parks just south of the Ohio river you would tell someone to drive south from florence thru the small town of Beaver Lick then turn right to get to Big Bone Lick state park.
I kid you not! I bet there's been some interesting photos taken of those city and park signs over the years.

Wow! I actually looked up Big bone lick state park and it really does exist! And it is by the town of Beaver lick! Someone had a great sense of humor naming these....LMFAO!

 

[ggoat!!!]

I bet you can't copy this pic

I am SOOOOO glad you requested this from Sam...but you know who will probably copy that pic! Get ready folks! Haha...

 

[BananaKing]

I am SOOOOO glad you requested this from Sam...but you know who will probably copy that pic! Get ready folks! Haha...

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Why are you covering your eyes? Hmmmmmm?