Choice names for ...

[BOOG]

So, I tend to get frustrated, irked, irritated and otherwise fed up with idiots be it work environment, driving down the road or, trying to play with other musicians that generally can be a pain in thee buttocks for a myriad of reasons. Though I internalize my frustrations (usually) I go through my vocabulary searching for the proper descriptor to classify such numb skulls.
Other words that come to mind in times of need are...
Idiot
Jack Ass
Moron
I’m sure there’re more but I can’t think of any right now. Please assist with widening my vocabulary for these occasions.
Thank you for your input

 

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Ninnyhammer (a favorite of Gaffer Gamgee's)

 

[Winslow]

I like to come up with fun new combinations of terms for things like this, especially if they can get a laugh out of Mrs. Winslow when we recount the day's events to each other. Just last week, I hit upon a new personal favorite, when I described a particularly incompetent dolt as "fire-breathing stupid."

Enjoy!

 

[BOOG]

Ah, DOLT yes, one of my favorites!
Ninneyhammer and “fire breathing” anything are new on me. Thanks!
See how informative this can be
And, a little therapeutic too, I might add. (having one of ‘those’ days)

Ninnyhammer (a favorite of Gaffer Gamgee's)

I like to come up with fun new combinations of terms for things like this, especially if they can get a laugh out of Mrs. Winslow when we recount the day's events to each other. Just last week, I hit upon a new personal favorite, when I described a particularly incompetent dolt as "fire-breathing stupid."

Enjoy!

 

[BOOG]

Hammerhead was one of my grandfathers choice names for the guilty. Wow, that’s going back about forty years

 

[Winslow]

Hammerhead was one of my grandfathers choice names for the guilty.

That reminds me of another old one:

"Dumber than a bag of hammers."

 

[BOOG]

That reminds me of another old one:

"Dumber than a bag of hammers."

That reminds me of “uglier than a bag of smashed @**#°!3$”

 

[Volker Kirstein]

Fartsniffer.
Buttmonkey.
Anencephalic.

 

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Punkass Chumpmonkey.

 

[BOOG]

Punkass Chumpmonkey.

I like chump monkey! I might borrow that.

 

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Some good band names, too!

 

[wraub]

frijit (freakin' idiot)
haircut victim
ultra maroon
loss leader
drummer

 

[Chad Michael]

ball sack
wagon wheel

 

[Dincrest]

I think Skeletor has you covered:

 

[LowDownHawkeye]

That reminds me of another old one:

"Dumber than a bag of hammers."

Around my college friend, it was "dumber than a bucket of hair." Love this one.

 

[MF-Winzlow]

Asshat
Dimwit
Imbecile (an oldie but always a goody)

My favorite three.

 

[Bodeanly]

My favorite, from Ghostbusters: Mother Pussbucket

The rest would get me banned.

 

[basted]

LOMBARD. Lots of money but a real dickhead.

 

[BOOG]

Asshat
Dimwit
Imbecile (an oldie but always a goody)

My favorite three.

Ah ha, three more that I forgot about

 

[BOOG]

My daughters favorite, “ya dingus”