What the...I just...uh...err...huh?
I'm wondering what the auditions were like...
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What the...I just...uh...err...huh?
DEFINITELY grow a beard. The fire part I'm not sure about.Grow beards and then set 'em on fire.
Bad djs and bad bands exclude the audience and make them feel like observers, usually critical observers. Good DJs and good bands make the audience feel like what they're hearing could not have happened without their presence.
Ive seen guys play the upright bass while standing on it. Do that but on an electric.
Not to take the fun out of the thread, but I would like to disagree a little here.
You're right, cover bands need to entertain, but the music isn't as unimportant as you imply.
If we take your reasoning on out, we should just ditch the music and go all-clown. But we're not (well, I'm not) clowns. We play music and that will always be first.
And pa-LENTY of non-musicians will appreciate a virtuoso. I play with a guy who stands pretty still but who wows the crowd every time. And they're not laughing at him or embarrassed for him... they're pretty amazed and definitely entertained.
I for one would much rather be forgotten for playing well than remembered for setting my hair on fire...
Light a huge- I mean huuuugeeeee joint up on stage. Invite Entire crowd up on stage to take a hit. Either you get arrested or you just get a large crowd very high. Either way that's entertaining.
Been done, saw Cypress Hill do it at a festival, with a huge inflatable bong, but real joints. I'll just say I was there to see other acts. Hearing this stuff about DJs makes me understand that many of you dont really understand the concept of DJs. With dance DJs , crowds perceive it as a live performance. They see the DJ as the source and creator of all the sounds they hear. Its important for them to see the DJ in position moving around and twiddling his knobs. With the recent changes in digital DJ software like Traktor theres even less for them to do if they choose, in some cases virtually nothing ,with even the playlists prearranged, but the crowd want to think someone is doing something in real time, for them. Bands also need to make the crowd feel that something has been created right then, for them. Good DJs know when its the right time to drop that massive techno bomb track and when its time to slide in some obscure 60s phsychadelic track to keep people dancing according to their taste. A band playing to a crowd needs to interact with the audience to make everyone feel like a part of whats going on. Bad djs and bad bands exclude the audience and make them feel like observers, usually critical observers. Good DJs and good bands make the audience feel like what they're hearing could not have happened without their presence.
DEFINITELY grow a beard. The fire part I'm not sure about.
My advice is watch story of the year play a show. The move that impressed me the most was the back flip of the cabs and going right back into playing. Try not to get hurt though.

Cut your bass in half with a circular saw. Wave a towel over it and magically put it back together.
This one usually goes over well.....
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But seriously...maybe you and your drummer can work in some variation of this.....
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Recently saw a cool video of a drummer hitting the bass strings with his sticks while the bassist's left hand fretted the notes.
I've done this with the drummer from time to time....
http://youtu.be/Uc4oPqmCbFA
...but i always insist on having them use hot rods!!
What part of Scatbass's statement "Oh - and not to state the obvious, but play the song well while being an entertainer" did you not understand?