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Crazy And Wacky Basses

Mothman Bass...
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From Halo Guitars...
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Schizotron...
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Lego Bass...
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I love weird basses. I got tons of pictures. I know some of these are fellow TBer's, some are off eBay, others I just came across on the world wide web.
I take no credit (or blame) for any of the following beyond right clicking and selecting "save image as..."
Some of my faves...

As a Pisces and a long time koi enthusiast this is made of awesome.
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AND IT LIGHTS UP!!!
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I heard the owner of this bass was so bad he shot a man for snoring too loud.
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Bass too heavy? No problem
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Bass too light?
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This just seems to be asking for trouble
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First attempt at making your own bass?
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20 sided dice sold separately
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Now thats just cheesy
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The less said the better... I do not want to know.
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Actually, this thing keeps showing up on eBay, "buy it now" price has three zeros...I've seen bidding get as high as $5. Sadly the reserve price wasn't met. Even better, there is a matching guitar.
 
The full post from the blog.

This is gonna be fun!

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Lets start with this one, its owned by Basdyret from the Talkbass forums, check it out if you haven't already!

Its a Ritter platinum fretless with blue strings. The guy who makes these wacky groove machines is a German dude named Jens Ritter, his basses usually fetch a high price. I'm talking $5000+.

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This bass is a Conklin Pacman Bass, with 9 strings! Its owned by a solo bass player by the name of Jean Baudin (you may know him as the guy who plays Super Mario with a 12 string bass on YouTube) He has done all sorts of cool stuff and has some truly amazing basses so check him out here.

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This one seems to be a Dean explorer type bass, a ZZ Top signature. It kinda looks like a mad scientist from an 80's hairband fused a poodle and a bass together, i cant say I'm a big fan. It probably doesn't sound that great with all that fur but if being flamboyant is your thing then I'm not gonna judge.
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Aah the classic washtub bass, not that wacky considering it was once extremely popular but i still think it deserves a mention here.
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Snake Bass, pretty self explanatory huh?

Wait! it seems to have eaten a small foot....

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A backwards 2 string bass, now this is creative! It belongs to Stig Pedersen from Danish rock band D-A-D. Stig designs his own basses with only 2 or 3 strings because he only ever used the E and the A strings anyway.

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Suggested by kenfxj on the TB forums this is a pretty interesting bass. I think its just a cheap Ibanez with a whole lot of stickers on it but hey, it sure is creative. I really like what people do in modding and converting basses into completely different things!

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Koi bass and skull bass. Don't know anything about these basses but they were suggested by Ursus Tyrannus from the TB forums.
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Now this is really groovy, made by Washburn, its a replica of Bootsy Collins space bass. While it looks cool, I'm not sure how comfy it'd be to play this sitting down :p

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And this is the most insane bass collection I've ever seen. Belonging to John Turner from the TB forums, this is a multi stringed force to be reckoned with.


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Here's another Jean Baudin, with 11 strings and incredible tone woods this one is simply stunning, its probably a little heavy though.
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I know there are heaps more insane basses out there but these are just a few of my personal favourites. Happy Bassing Everyone!!!

You can see the full blog in the link in my signature








 
^^The sticker bass, is all mock products....I think you used to get them with cards and gum back in the 70s-80s...or possibly from MAD or Cracked Magazines....the fact that all the stickers are from one place, makes it even more interesting.