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Crazy ex-girlfriend

I tend to date the completely bitchy than completely crazy. I've only dated one who was crazy, though not to the level of anything here (at least not with me). She purposely hit my sister's car. My parent's have a long steep driveway with room to park at the top left. My sister was already there and my g/f was pulling up the driveway and she had to turn left to park next to my sister. It's kind of a tight maneuver if you're not used to it. Well she admitted to my sister after she walked into the house and announced "I hit your car!" that she did it on purpose because she knew that from the angle she was coming in at, that she was going to hit it. Rather than back up and try again, she decided that "your car already had a few dents and mine is a piece of crap, so it wouldn't matter", so she purposely hit the car to pull into the spot.

She wound up getting arrested over state lines (she lived about an hour and a half away one state over) for driving without a license. She wanted me to pick her up and I said hell no, and pretty much broke up with her.

At the time she was working at McDonalds and she wound up dating and marrying her manager. She was 19..he was about 42. She contacted me a few years later and I found out that they had a kid together and he got arrested for possession of child porn. After that she'd contact me every 6 months or so, and like clockwork, her life would either be in the toilet (living on someone's couch and didn't have custody of the kid) or things were going great (met someone knew, he made a lot of money, they had a house, she had a job etc..) and then of course again they'd turn bad again eventually.

After we broke up but before she dated her manager she pretended to be someone online who was trying to chat with me, and she started trashing me "I heard that you're terrible in bed etc..." and eventually she owned up that it was her and that she missed me and wanted me back... The thing is, I almost moved in with her after only a few months (I was young and stupid obviously). So I really dodged a bullet.
 
A couple of my match.com stories. Not particularly wild and not exactly ex's as my psycho detector is quite reliable, so these are just first dates that went a bit weird.

First date I meet this woman at a bar local to her. Plan was to go from there out to dinner but it never happened, we got drinking and hanging out with other people. She'd already told me that her kids were with a friend so I knew where the night was heading. Then she disappears for a good half hour, I finish my drink up and decide to head out thinking she'd bailed but she's outside with one of the guys we'd been talking to earlier. They weren't in a clinch or anything, and he went back inside pretty quick, but I decided I'd had enough and headed to my car. As I'm leaving the parking lot she tries to jump on the hood then is flinging rocks at me as I pull into traffic.

Another time I arranged to meet at a restaurant and this very attractive blonde shows up (hadn't seen a pic or anything prior to this). She's dressed in a long black leather overcoat, black leather pants, black leather gloves etc. Not weird, it was the middle of winter and she looked great in it. After chatting for 15 minutes or so she 'bumps' into a guy friend of hers. What was weird was that he was dressed exactly the same way. She invites him to sit with us and it pretty soon becomes apparent that I could be the filling in a leather sandwich if I wanted to! I made my excuses.

Yeah, I tried that match.com thing once. Let's just say I found it to be a weird waste of time also.
 
Well I have added fuel to the fire. I got so annoyed by her texts, emails and phone calls I agreed to meet up with her (just as friends) and talk about things. One thing led to another and we ended up getting that hotel room last night. The sex was GREAT but now we are back together and I keep thinking what an idiot I am.

I know people deserve second chances and she agreed to work on everything we discussed. I was thinking back today and I've come to the conclusion that I really messed up by doing that. I don't know if I should try and work things out or try and end it again. Maybe I'm into this chick more than I'm willing to admit.

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Well I have added fuel to the fire. I got so annoyed by her texts, emails and phone calls I agreed to meet up with her (just as friends) and talk about things. One thing led to another and we ended up getting that hotel room last night. The sex was GREAT but now we are back together and I keep thinking what an idiot I am.

I know people deserve second chances and she agreed to work on everything we discussed. I was thinking back today and I've come to the conclusion that I really messed up by doing that. I don't know if I should try and work things out or try and end it again. Maybe I'm into this chick more than I'm willing to admit.

LMAO!!!!

You should let her move in now. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! :D
 
Well I have added fuel to the fire. I got so annoyed by her texts, emails and phone calls I agreed to meet up with her (just as friends) and talk about things. One thing led to another and we ended up getting that hotel room last night.

I know people deserve second chances and she agreed to work on everything we discussed. I was thinking back today and I've come to the conclusion that I really messed up by doing that. I don't know if I should try and work things out or try and end it again. Maybe I'm into this chick more than I'm willing to admit.

You need to think about why you are doing this. What's worse, the drunk man or the person that argues with the drunk man?

The sex was GREAT but now we are back together and I keep thinking what an idiot I am.

What if she got pregnant? Disaster ensues. I have heard plenty of stores of women poking holes in condoms, or taking it from the toilet trash and shoving it up in their vaginas to try to get pregnant.

With the extent she's already gone to be with you, don't fool yourself, there could be alot more to come. Be safe - there is plenty of muff all over this fine world of ours.
 
Well I have added fuel to the fire. I got so annoyed by her texts, emails and phone calls I agreed to meet up with her (just as friends) and talk about things. One thing led to another and we ended up getting that hotel room last night. The sex was GREAT but now we are back together and I keep thinking what an idiot I am.

I know people deserve second chances and she agreed to work on everything we discussed. I was thinking back today and I've come to the conclusion that I really messed up by doing that. I don't know if I should try and work things out or try and end it again. Maybe I'm into this chick more than I'm willing to admit.


Dude. You're thinking with your d!ck. Try something larger.
 
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Well I have added fuel to the fire. I got so annoyed by her texts, emails and phone calls I agreed to meet up with her (just as friends) and talk about things. One thing led to another and we ended up getting that hotel room last night. The sex was GREAT but now we are back together and I keep thinking what an idiot I am.

I know people deserve second chances and she agreed to work on everything we discussed. I was thinking back today and I've come to the conclusion that I really messed up by doing that. I don't know if I should try and work things out or try and end it again. Maybe I'm into this chick more than I'm willing to admit.
 
You need to show her that you're serious about your eternal love for her. Give her your PIN and bank card. You also need to get her pregnant immediately, and I'm not talking about tomorrow, do it NOW! This is probably the best decision that you've ever made, or ever will make—so just dive right in.

You should probably also contact a few of the major television networks about getting your own reality show, because this is going to be pretty darned entertaining!
 
Well I have added fuel to the fire. I got so annoyed by her texts, emails and phone calls I agreed to meet up with her (just as friends) and talk about things. One thing led to another and we ended up getting that hotel room last night. The sex was GREAT but now we are back together and I keep thinking what an idiot I am.

I know people deserve second chances and she agreed to work on everything we discussed. I was thinking back today and I've come to the conclusion that I really messed up by doing that. I don't know if I should try and work things out or try and end it again. Maybe I'm into this chick more than I'm willing to admit.

You do realize that you've changed this thread from being about

"My crazy ex-girlfriend"

and into being about

"My crazy current girlfriend".


It sounded way better before.
 
Well I have added fuel to the fire. I got so annoyed by her texts, emails and phone calls I agreed to meet up with her (just as friends) and talk about things. One thing led to another and we ended up getting that hotel room last night. The sex was GREAT but now we are back together and I keep thinking what an idiot I am.

I know people deserve second chances and she agreed to work on everything we discussed. I was thinking back today and I've come to the conclusion that I really messed up by doing that. I don't know if I should try and work things out or try and end it again. Maybe I'm into this chick more than I'm willing to admit.
Should this thread be stickied? For reference purposes?
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