Cringeworthy Band Photos

[cableguy]

the guy on the far right could pass for Jimmy Page's brother. IMO.

'86. that's me on the V

Your bassist in 86 wasn't named Lawrence was he?

 

[laristotle]

Your bassist in 86 wasn't named Lawrence was he?

That's my name. lol. Larry, actually.
Bass is Bruno.

 

[Thrust Meatnozl]

This one is the Scorpions around '71.

 

[Michedelic]

He's straight, so...

Bada-boom!

 

[Joebarnes]

That guy far right in the Svenerics is no man. I'm guessing they shaved down a Sasquatch!

 

[1bassplayinfool]

 

[Killed_by_Death]

 

[Captain Chaos]

Is that fat mike from nofx?

 

[JMacBass65]

Wow. I gotta say, I see something like that and wonder how the eff any band like that got a record contract.

I think Lemmy would have wanted to bash their skulls in with a Rick!

 

[Bajo Clarkko]

Satanic drag queens....or something. Not quite sure.....

 

[5544]

The 2nd to the left drag queen looks like they are describing how the music sounds.

 

[sjhs]

When I saw the title of this thread I thought I'd be in with a chance to post some old band photos of mine... but, no, I have to admit defeat. There's no way I can compete with these gems

 

[Kevan Campbell]

so...much...that...I...can't...unsee...

I'm not one who drinks his breakfast, but today may be the day that I start!

 

[Mr.Ace]

Ew!

 

[Killed_by_Death]

Yeah, that photo is extremely creepy!

 

[Kirk Bryant]

My old band pics were so tame in comparison to most of these. In many ways that is a huge relief now.

 

[vmabus]

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[subbeh]

Man what was with the 70s? Was it just guys roaming round in tight trousers checking out each other's obvious ball age?

Seems to have died out a bit by the 80s pics!

 

[catcauphonic]

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Judas Priest is the only one that looks like they mean it. The others look like their trying hard to be JP or the Crüe. The 80's was a weird decade!

 

[Richland123]

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I saw on the news last night that some people think Michael Sweet of Stryper and Ted Cruz are dopplegangers