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"cry apache" a dity i did as a kid

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by the Qintar, Dec 12, 2004.

  1. the Qintar

    the Qintar

    Jul 24, 2000
    when i was 7 years old i wrote a song about the pain and heartache of the american indian, i titled it "cry apache". i performed it in front of the entire school. after i finished the song i pretended to scalp an invisible foe, lets just say i brought the house to tears, and was given a wild applause which was followed by a standing ovation. i later learned there was an indian in the audience, after the performance he came up to me and touched my cheeks with an eagle feather and said you are now called "wild eagle".

    i then let out an incredible indian screech which left everyone in awe. i later performed in a play that was based off of the "grease" movie....
  2. Toasted


    May 26, 2003
    Leeds, UK
  3. DigMe


    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    NO tales of wild indian bowel movements?

    brad cook
  4. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
  5. What was the purpose of this?
  6. TheNerdBass


    Jun 30, 2005
    Detroit, MI
    I eat eagles for breakfast...
  7. xshawnxearthx


    Aug 23, 2004
    new jersey
  8. Squidfinger

    Squidfinger I wish I could sing like Rick Danko.

    Jan 7, 2004
    Shreveport LA
    *elderly chinese woman voice on*

    And then......

    *voice off*
  9. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Is there some kind of bet going on? It's the only thing stupid enough that qualifies as being a reason to bump every Qintar thread.
  10. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    Are you saying that you're getting bent our of shape? Looks like you're the dumb one here...

    :D ;)
  11. Vorago

    Vorago (((o)))

    Jul 17, 2003
    Antwerp, Belgium
    Now you've really lost me. :( Still, I want to see some pics of those infamous arms.
  12. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    i'm sure if you're patient, she'll trickle back in here, The Qintar seems to be charming little girl...

  13. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    As a person of indian blood (2%... something) this thread offends me. Or... maybe arouses me. I get the two mixed up... never.
  14. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Futhermore: Was this videotaped... I'd like to see it.
  15. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Moved to Gig Stories
  16. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    The Wild Eagle has landed
  17. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    I didn't realize how, uh, white I was!! What kind of meskin' am i?

    :D LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. Matt Till

    Matt Till

    Jun 1, 2002
    Edinboro, PA
    Who's the Quintar?
  19. Gard


    Mar 31, 2000
    WInter Garden, FL
    Jive, you used the wrong bird...shoulda found a TURKEY!!!

    ...a messy-can turkey...

  20. NJL


    Apr 12, 2002
    San Antonio
    OK, gator meat....you're next.....