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CWB: Big 10 Inch

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#421
Lee H said:
now that you have stated that, I will not be so surprised...maybe that statement was just a little counterproductive?
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Don't overlook this part:

Tat2dHeart said:
Thanks!
Stay tuned - that won't be the only thing that surprises you. I've made it my life's mission to raise someone's eyebrows in surprise (or shock or with a sigh of appreciation) at least twice a day.
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Those ones are more fun than surprise anyway. :p
 
#428
FurryMonkey said:
Cuz we all like to [del]touch[/del] play with each other's stuff. :D:bassist:

Come on Lee, you know you want to get your hands on T2H's Dingwall. :D
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I'm not sure how I missed this. I don't think Lee was quite so interested in the Dingy (even though it's a fiver). I'm pretty sure that was Dave.

So - why do I now hear Davey's Dinghy playing in my head?
 
#433
FurryMonkey said:
Ahh...true...but then, if they do call the cops, you get bent over the car and frisked. :p That's my (almost) favorite part. :D
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If I do it right, I'll still get that. Timing, FM, timing. I'd hate for the local PD to suffer from anything labeled premature (the cavity search) or reckless [del]weapons[/del] discharge. It's a small town where he's at. News would travel fast. If we're going to get him on the front page of the local paper, it needs to be for something totally awesome and so far out there that people are going "you can't make this s**t up." That's hard to do in Cali.
 
#435
Lee H said:
trying to make the front page is a lofty goal...are you sure you don't want to start out small, and work your way up?
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If I'm coming almost 3,000 miles to stalk you, then it should be front page news. And picked up by the AP. And viral video (you will put up security cameras before I get there, right?). And maybe even one of those videos, too. (Don't worry, I'll bring my own video gear for that.)
 
#436
FurryMonkey said:
Maybe as a side thing....I think the basic requirements would be:
1. must have a great evil laugh...extra points if you can actually give people chills with it.
2. must have some sort of evil plan for taking over something
3. have evil henchmen to do your dirty work and take the rap for the lesser crimes that must be commited to achive the taking over of whatever you're trying to take over
4. have a theme song or at least a catch phrase :D
5. have an evil stare that should envoke fear and envy at the same time.
6. be completely paranoid and therefore prepared for any sort of death trap your nemisis may lead you into
6a. come up with elaborate death plots for your nemisis that never actually work (because then what would you do?)

I think those are the basics. :p
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Gotcha covered
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My theme song is Fever Dream from the 300 soundtrack. I like to crank it up and walk, slow motion, through the house.

I'm a science teacher. I have "the stink eye" down pat.

Where do I apply?
 
#437
Tat2dHeart said:
If I'm coming almost 3,000 miles to stalk you, then it should be front page news. And picked up by the AP. And viral video (you will put up security cameras before I get there, right?). And maybe even one of those videos, too. (Don't worry, I'll bring my own video gear for that.)
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I don't even own one of those videos. As for video gear, there is only one TV in my whole house, and it has not been on since the Christmas. The TV room is the least used room in my house...Kind of ironic..I buy a 65 inch TV, and my daughter is the only one who uses it...
as for security cams... I can get a little redneck there. I have game cams. Considering that I had a bear in my garbage last week, that is probably my greatest security problem

gees, you ask a guy who lives in the mountains, and doesn't even lock his doors if he is going to install security cameras?
 
#438
Lee H said:
I don't even own one of those videos. As for video gear, there is only one TV in my whole house, and it has not been on since the Christmas. The TV room is the least used room in my house...Kind of ironic..I buy a 65 inch TV, and my daughter is the only one who uses it...
as for security cams... I can get a little redneck there. I have game cams. Considering that I had a bear in my garbage last week, that is probably my greatest security problem

gees, you ask a guy who lives in the mountains, and doesn't even lock his doors if he is going to install security cameras?
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Jeeze, do I gotta do everything? Okay - I'll come a day early and put up the security cameras, too. If I'm gonna do this creepy stalker thing, I'm gonna do it right.

By the way, do you have a crawl space, a basement, or a bassment?
 
#439
JimInRadfordVA said:
Gotcha covered
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My theme song is Fever Dream from the 300 soundtrack. I like to crank it up and walk, slow motion, through the house.

I'm a science teacher. I have "the stink eye" down pat.

Where do I apply?
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I think all science teachers have those qualities, don't they? Well - maybe not the slomo walk through the house, but the rest.

Welcome aboard, Jim!
 
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