I wonder if that dude playing Living Colour would have sounded more like Bert Kaempfert's bassist had he been using a pick, though

I kind of hear that character in the tone as well.
And I hear a lot of people talking about the brightness of Chromes but I honestly don't hear it except when they're new. They're kind of an upper middy string, I'll give you that. But bright treble, not so much. At least that's how I hear them.
I don't know...I want to like the LaBellas because I'd like flats on the Dano. But it's such a bright bass to begin with, and I know I like it with the dead XL's even though I'd rather be feeling flats. But that tic tac thing is so pronounced on my Fender with LaBellas and I want my Longhorn to be more than a tic tac bass.
What can I tell you? I'm wacky. But I do appreciate some dialogue here finally, even though I had to beat it out of you all with a stick!