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Describe your favourite Farside

We all know Raymonds last stand as soundman for the band.

Band is rocking but looking bewildered as crowd boo's and throws bottles.

Ray has engaged "suck" control on mixer.


Western scene, the characters in the corralle are shot up cardboard cutouts.

They are "The Fake McCoys"


A tyre swings over the creek with the bottom half missing in serrated fashion. In the creek there is a shark fin and two kids are fleeing.
"I'll get another tyre, you go tell Billy's mom"

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A symphony orchestra is playing. In the background, one of the members is standing up, with an angry look on his face, scanning the crowd, all the while an arrow with a suction cup is stuck to his forehead.

In the foreground, the harp player is hunching down, unseen, a quiver full of arrows on his back.
 
Three distinctly ape-like cavemen are cooking meat by periodically holding the food in an open fire with their bare hands. One, in the midst of doing so, is clearly in pain. Simultaneously, the other two are openly mocking a far leaner-looking bespectacled caveman in the middle distance, who has mounted his meat on the end of a long stick keeping it in the flames. His 'technology' is the source of ridicule.
 
Tie between:

1) Woman pushing a Kirby down a forest path, alone. She was nervous, because "nature abhors a vacuum."

2) Fridge, with condiments and a beer bottle with little hands in the air, and a tub of something holding a gun on them - "When potato salad goes bad."
 
This cartoon says a great deal about humans:

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And BTW, Gary Larson is a Washington State Cougar.