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Describe your favourite Farside

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Downunderwonder, Jan 13, 2014.

  1. We all know Raymonds last stand as soundman for the band.

    Band is rocking but looking bewildered as crowd boo's and throws bottles.

    Ray has engaged "suck" control on mixer.

    Western scene, the characters in the corralle are shot up cardboard cutouts.

    They are "The Fake McCoys"

    A tyre swings over the creek with the bottom half missing in serrated fashion. In the creek there is a shark fin and two kids are fleeing.
    "I'll get another tyre, you go tell Billy's mom"

    No pics!
  2. Two cavemen are sitting on a log, both holding their fists out in front of them. One of them says "Dang! Tied again! Ready ... one, two, three!"

    The caption: "Before Paper and Scissors"
  3. Midvale, trying to push open a door which is clearly marked "Pull".
  4. Unrepresented

    Unrepresented Something Borderline Offensive

    Jul 1, 2006
    San Diego, CA
    There's an obese orange tabby in a cat bed, and he's drinking coffee and complaining about his hatred of Mondays.

    I've been there, obese tabby!
  5. GKon

    GKon Supporting Member, Boom-Chicka-Boom

    Feb 17, 2013
    Queens, NY
    A symphony orchestra is playing. In the background, one of the members is standing up, with an angry look on his face, scanning the crowd, all the while an arrow with a suction cup is stuck to his forehead.

    In the foreground, the harp player is hunching down, unseen, a quiver full of arrows on his back.
  6. My fave was a Sunday cartoon. A bunch of sharks are throwing scuba gear at each other. The caption reads: "Shark Food Fight".

  7. ArtGuy9516


    Apr 10, 2012
    Richmond, VA
    Tribal group running around with TVs, toasters, and other electronic gear as they cry out "Anthropologists" repeatedly
  8. Rune Bivrin

    Rune Bivrin Supporting Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Huddinge, Sweden
    A group of T-rexes hanging around, smoking.

    Captioned "The real reason dinosaurs became extinct"
  9. madrob


    Aug 22, 2006
    Ottawa, ON, Canada
    Two guys sitting in a boat fishing and looking at a muchroom cloud over the hills. One guy says to the other "You know what that means? No size restriction and screw the limit"
  10. Rune Bivrin

    Rune Bivrin Supporting Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Huddinge, Sweden
    Gold fish in a bowl with a steering wheel driving out of the sea, doing a flat loop on the beach and then heading back into the sea. No words.
  11. kohntarkosz

    kohntarkosz Banned

    Oct 29, 2013
    Edinburgh - Scotland
    Three distinctly ape-like cavemen are cooking meat by periodically holding the food in an open fire with their bare hands. One, in the midst of doing so, is clearly in pain. Simultaneously, the other two are openly mocking a far leaner-looking bespectacled caveman in the middle distance, who has mounted his meat on the end of a long stick keeping it in the flames. His 'technology' is the source of ridicule.
  12. Rune Bivrin

    Rune Bivrin Supporting Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Huddinge, Sweden
    Two cave men. One with a tool chest, the other doing something to what looks like a man-sized stone wheel. The second guy holds a rock in his hand and shows it to the first, asking "So what's this? I asked for a hammer. A hammer! This is a crescent wrench! ...
    Well, maybe it is a hammer... Damn these stone tools!"
  13. Rune Bivrin

    Rune Bivrin Supporting Member

    Oct 2, 2006
    Huddinge, Sweden
    A group of cows standing on their hind legs behind a fence on the side of the road, smoking nonchanlantly.
    One yells "Car!", and as a car drives by they're down on all four, grazing.
  14. kobass

    kobass Supporting Member

    Nov 3, 2003
    Outside Boston
    Looking over the shoulder of a T. Rex who is looking at his monthly "to-do" calendar. There is the same single chore listed for each day. "Kill something/eat it."
  15. skwee


    Apr 2, 2010
    School for the Gifted.
  16. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Everything is on the ONE! Supporting Member

    Mar 31, 2010
    A fish is zooming upside-down to the water's surface, with blocks on the points of its tail fins. The caption: "Embedded in Styrofoam 'shoes,' Carl is sent to 'sleep with the humans.'"
  17. blastoff99


    Dec 17, 2011
    SW WA
    Tie between:

    1) Woman pushing a Kirby down a forest path, alone. She was nervous, because "nature abhors a vacuum."

    2) Fridge, with condiments and a beer bottle with little hands in the air, and a tub of something holding a gun on them - "When potato salad goes bad."
  18. KeddyLee


    Nov 12, 2013

    The way his is not just pushing the door that says pull, he is leaning into it with everything he's got!

    Midvale. Love it!
  19. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    This cartoon says a great deal about humans:


    And BTW, Gary Larson is a Washington State Cougar.
  20. emdsd

    emdsd Mongo only pawn in game of music!

    Feb 25, 2010
    Boyne City, Michigan
    Interior of schoolroom; clock on the wall read 10:15; student raises hand and asks "May I be excused....my brain is full".