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Describe your favourite Farside

Soooo many... my favorite ever! There's a thread somewhere on here too w/ pics, but:

A car full of cows driving past a field of humans standing in it and one cow is hanging out the window shouting "yakitty yakitty yak yak..."
 
This. I liked it so much that they were given a full sponsorship spot on the side of my race cars in the 80s
 

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Four images

1) A rattlesnake shaking its rattle
2) A spiked puffer fish at full puff
3) A cat with arched back, hair standing up, claws drawn and teeth showing
4) A man wearing a trenchcoat, a shoe on his head, a childrens pool floatie, and holding a bazooka

-How nature says, "Do not touch"-
 
Four images

1) A rattlesnake shaking its rattle
2) A spiked puffer fish at full puff
3) A cat with arched back, hair standing up, claws drawn and teeth showing
4) A man wearing a trenchcoat, a shoe on his head, a childrens pool floatie, and holding a bazooka

-How nature says, "Do not touch"-


Haha yes. Reminds of the "hey baaaaay-beee" Nature's mating calls one.
 
I spent the last few hours trying to pick one. As soon as I did, another came to mind. Can't do it, sorry.

-Mike


Just do what me an ol' Darth are doing and post 'em as they come to you. You're right though, it's impossible to pick a single stand-alone favourite.

Two amoebas sat in armchairs shouting "Run...cover slip"

The one where the nuclear bomb scientist is about to bang the last nail in, whilst a colleague stands behind waiting to burst a paper bag at the moment of impact.

'Trouble brewing'. You know the one.
 
Latte, Jed?

Carl "Javahead" Jones and his chopped espresso maker

The dryer with "Cat fud" written on it, the cat looking in, and the hiding dog thinking "oh oh please, oh please"

Hominid Reconstructions!

I miss Gary Larson.
 
I like the "what we say to dogs" one. It's where the owner is pointing to his dog and giving a bunch of commands while saying the dogs name every few words. The next bubble shows what the dog hears and it's "blah, blah, blah, *dog name*, blah, blah, blah."

-Mike
 
I like the "what we say to dogs" one. It's where the owner is pointing to his dog and giving a bunch of commands while saying the dogs name every few words. The next bubble shows what the dog hears and it's "blah, blah, blah, *dog name*, blah, blah, blah."

-Mike

Dog's name was Ginger. The second half is "what cat's hear", and it's just blah blah blah blah blah....
 
A mother bear is talking to
her two cubs in their cave, which is littered with hunter's clothing, guns, and
human bones. She's got a human skull on each hand like puppets (the skulls have
on 'Elmer Fudd" hats). And she's saying something like "OK, one more time and
it's off to bed for both of you. (skull 1) Hey, Joe, think there are any bears
in this cave? (skull 2) I don't know, let's take a look."

:D
 
5 cowboys sitting around the campfire, eating, with Cookie looking on.

3 cowboys are frozen; one with his mouth full; one about to stick his spoon into his mouth; one with the spoon still in his bowl.

They are staring in wide-eyed horror/amazement at the fourth cowboy, who is looking in shock at what he has just pulled out of his bowl; an angry looking, drippy-wet Horny Toad.

The fifth cowboy, spoon in hand, is looking up at Cookie, who calmly says, "Well, I'll be! Durned eggbeater musta missed That one!"