Way too may to even think about.. Larson's stuff used to have me in stitches in B&N.. I always thought this one was kind of interesting..
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Describe your favourite Farside
- Thread starter Downunderwonder
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The one where Professor Swartzman had a canine decoder and became the first human to hear what dogs actually say when they bark.
They were all saying Hey! Hey! Hey! Along with a howling dog in the background saying HEYYYYYYY
They were all saying Hey! Hey! Hey! Along with a howling dog in the background saying HEYYYYYYY
A dog with his head out the window, shouting to his buddy "Hey Rover! We're going for a ride and then I'm going to get tutored!"
Two polar bears outside an igloo. "Oh, hey! I love these things!....Crunchy on the outside and chewy center!"
All in all a great effort today!
I'll pick on you:
So, ten penguins are gathered on an ice floe around a nonchalant polarbear wearing a penguin beak. "and now Edgar's missing, something's going on around here"
--like that...
( You'd think Larson would have known penguins don't live at the North Pole )
I'll pick on you:
"No pics" means you have to engage grey matter to convey the image, hopefully with the "ta-da" moment intact, which is easy when it's captioned.here ya go....
So, ten penguins are gathered on an ice floe around a nonchalant polarbear wearing a penguin beak. "and now Edgar's missing, something's going on around here"
--like that...
( You'd think Larson would have known penguins don't live at the North Pole )
The dog is in the car, blabbing out the window at the cat watching them leave the house. "Neener neener neener! I'm off to the vet to get tutored!"
well....although i usually try to read all of whatever-post, i will 'fess up to not reading yours all the way through....but tell me, honestly, would you not rather have it all? ....
you know you didn't remember it...
Three old men ticking on the porch first has bolts of pain radiating from his knee and
says he thinks a storm is brewing
Second's hand is swollen three times normal and agrees because his hand is acting up.
The third says "yep, something's up, there goes my head.' His head being the size of a pumpkin.
says he thinks a storm is brewing
Second's hand is swollen three times normal and agrees because his hand is acting up.
The third says "yep, something's up, there goes my head.' His head being the size of a pumpkin.
Since I backpack, these two give me the willies: a bunch of rattlesnakes in and surrounding an occupied sleeping bag. One says, "On the count of three, everybody rattle." The other: bears looking at people sleeping in sleeping bags, "Hey, sandwiches!"
A Viking longship, on the prow the captain says to his First Mate:
You know Olaf, I have the strangest feeling that we're going in circles.
(Behind them, all burly oarsmen on one side, all scrawny ones on the other.)
You know Olaf, I have the strangest feeling that we're going in circles.
(Behind them, all burly oarsmen on one side, all scrawny ones on the other.)
A nerdy looking guy with a humongous head wanders into the camp of a tribe of headhunters. The headhunters, with shrunken heads on their spears, have this look on their faces like they've just hit the motherlode...
"We just aren't getting through to this guy!" One devil says to the other about the idiot who is whistling happily.
Two guys on a deserted island. One guy is sitting on a recliner and the other guy, standing over him says, "Dangit Carl, you're in my favorite chair again."
A deer couple is entertaining another deer couple in their home. The husband has a spotlight hooked up to a car battery and he is shining it into the faces of the guests, who are staring intensely. The wife says, "Ok that's enough, the Hendersons have had enough of your car headlight device."
A deer couple is entertaining another deer couple in their home. The husband has a spotlight hooked up to a car battery and he is shining it into the faces of the guests, who are staring intensely. The wife says, "Ok that's enough, the Hendersons have had enough of your car headlight device."
slobake
resident ... something
A man in a white smock is standing on a tiny patch of land surrounded by water. Water is dripping off his lab coat. Behind him you can see an ocean liner sinking into the sea. He is looking at a small duck who seems to be talking to him.
The caption reads:
So Professor Jenkins ...My old nemesis!...We meet again, but this time the advantage is mine! Ha! Ha! Ha!
The caption reads:
So Professor Jenkins ...My old nemesis!...We meet again, but this time the advantage is mine! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Two Vikings are siting in a bar. One of them has a mace (a stick with a steel ball connected by a chain) in his hand. A goofy looking guy is walking into the bar blowing a very large bubble gum bubble.
The Viking with the mace says: "You know Sven, there's just something about a good solid mace in your hands that makes you look for something to smash."
The Viking with the mace says: "You know Sven, there's just something about a good solid mace in your hands that makes you look for something to smash."
