Did he even look at this before posting?

[2010P]

We should all recreate this photo and post it.

But with regards to the bass in the op, hey, at least you get free short and curlies with your purchase. Maybe there will be the added benefit of "easter eggs" of toenail clippings and boogers somewhere in there too.

 

[Spidey2112]

This is a very poplar musicians trick over in Greece. You simply put some vaseline in the belly button, and then stick the bass on there like a suction cup. Virtually eliminates the hassle of having to pick a strap from the crowded GC rack.

 

[mattattack187]

If that thing sells, I hope he wipes it down before he packs it up.

 

[Microbass]

Now I don't feel as bad about the skin I applied to my pickguard...

Spidey... what does the skin look li.. Actually, I don't think I wanna know.

 

[fingerguy]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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That's FN funny!!!

 

[Nev375]

You know, say what you want about Squier quality control. But whoever was responsible for shooting that poly and buffing it out were on top of their games respectively and deserve a raise.

 

[NMTB]

You know, say what you want about Squier quality control. But whoever was responsible for shooting that poly and buffing it out were on top of their games respectively and deserve a raise.

It's actually the film of baby oil he left behind that's causing the gloss.

 

[FishDub]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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I literally laughed out loud when I saw this..thanks for the morning comic relief

 

[Kipp Harrington]

Taking all bets!

I wager that bass stays posted for more than 90 days!

Or someone buys it immediately so the post is removed!

 

[gln1955]

Nothing on that bass that a little Lysol wouldn't take care of. Except the image burned into my brain.

 

[Twocan]

It's nice to see that it has no belly... I mean BUCKLE rash!

 

[Sixgunn]

At least you know it won't have buckle rash

Beat me to it!!!

 

[Eric Swaim]

1) Jeny Graig Time
2) Maybe a picture to audition for star wars as Jabba The Hutt if they do a remake?
3) Either way, it just goes to show you must always double check your pictures before posting

 

[Kukulkan61]

No wonder Bass players never get some...

 

[74hc]

Maybe he's gone that route since CL did away with their personals?

 

[vvvmmm]

That's a new model bass - The Moob.

 

[armyadarkness]

We should all recreate this photo and post it.

But with regards to the bass in the op, hey, at least you get free short and curlies with your purchase. Maybe there will be the added benefit of "easter eggs" of toenail clippings and boogers somewhere in there too.

Lol... That's the first thing I thought... If he photographs this way, I'm sure he practiced that way as well.

 

[Peteyboy]

His state of undress is bad enough, but think of all the places in your house where you can stage a photo like this one. Did the setting for the picture have to be an unmade bed?

 

[astack]

That guy knew exactly what he was doing.

Agreed -- he blocked his face with the phone.

I mean, if it floats his boat though. And someone gets a good deal on a bass. Win-win.

 

[Bassist30]

To much polish on that one.