Did he even look at this before posting?

[madbass6]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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lol. Can't make this sh*t up !!

 

[ArvindJayaram]

Someone should photoshop that guy onto the Mothman guitar.

 

[reddesert]

There are some good reasons for instruments to have an impermeable polyurethane tone-trapping hard-as-nails finish, ya know.

 

[foolforthecity]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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It ain't right

 

[ashtray]

The listing ended today. I don't have a link to it unfortunately. Sold for around $117.

Wanted to send auction to my friend without warning him...

 

[Peteyboy]

I got HPV just LOOKING at it.

 

[Microbass]

#dadbod

 

[FrenchBassQC]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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Nope

 

[rtslinger]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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So how did the ad start out "Hi I'm a fat balding guy (as you can see from my bass) having to selling my basses due to my divorce ( hey ladies soon to be single ) I ain't gonna let that bit@h getting any of these beauties ha ha ha ha

 

[PauFerro]

I nominate him for an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

 

[Spidey2112]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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Now I don't feel as bad about the skin I applied to my pickguard...

 

[Spidey2112]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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Is that mold on his ceiling, or a rectangular black cat?

 

[NMTB]

Is that mold on his ceiling, or a rectangular black cat?

Mold left behind by the rectangular cat.

 

[AztecViking]

He's certainly not making any effort at all in changing the stereotype of the bass player being the fat guy in the band!

 

[Jon Clegg]

I saw this today on an eBay listing for a Squire Affinity P (which the seller listed as a "Fender Standard Precision Electric Bass Guitar"). I have a feeling he's not very detail-oriented. Especially about his reflection... Thankfully the photo didn't include any NSFW bits!

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Second thing I've seen today that can't be unseen

 

[Fxpmusic]

The listing ended today. I don't have a link to it unfortunately. Sold for around $117.

Hey! Sex sells... I couldn’t resist that P!

Hope the bass is nice too.

 

[redwingxix]

This is one of the stronger arguments in the new vs. used debate.

 

[40Hz]

Reminds me of a handwritten sign I saw on the fitting room door in a small store on Cape Cod:

Lock is broken.
Please open door SLOWLY.
(There are some people you just
don’t want to see naked.)

 

[armyadarkness]

This is a very poplar musicians trick over in Greece. You simply put some vaseline in the belly button, and then stick the bass on there like a suction cup. Virtually eliminates the hassle of having to pick a strap from the crowded GC rack.

 

[neddyrow]

this picture is going to be the response every time someone asks, "why should i buy a new bass?"