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Do I look approachable, or just an easy target?

"Hey mate, wanna buy a raffle ticket to win the meat tray? Ah righto, no worries." - one of the most australian questions you could be asked.
A meat raffle is a tradition of raffling off meat, often in pubs and bars, common in Britain, Australia, in the USA, and in Western Canada. In most parts of Britain and Canada a meat raffle is known as a meat draw
Also simply known as a meat tray, the tradition is well known in Australian and New Zealand pubs. The trays of meat raffled vary in content: a barbecue style mix of steaks, lamb chops, sausages etc. is the most common, however "breakfast trays" (bacon, eggs, sausages) and "seafood trays" (prawns, oysters, mussels) are also common. Meat trays are usually raffled to raise money for local sporting teams, often those associated with the particular pub the raffle occurs in. The proceeds often help fund the team's end of season trip.

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Did this guy

A. loose a bet
B.making a vid for his pals in the my little pony fan club
C. Had nothing better to do on a tuesday
 
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The bass player must look like they’re the least busy. I’ve had people come up try to hold a conversation with me mid song.

“How ya doing man….that’s my young fella dancing there……do you guys know Horses…….wanna ticket in the meat tray”

Then they get offend, like I think I’m too cool to talk with them cause I’m a rad bass player.

I did accidently club one bloke in the chops with my headstock. He stood a bit further back after that.
I WOULD stop playing to win the meat tray!!
 
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For years now I have joked that my bass(es) must have a magic knob that turns the whole band down. I am usually asked to activate this control, mid song!
I thought it may be that the punters see me carrying the heaviest speakers in, they assume I am the one to see.
But Noooooo...... On two separate occasions, neither of which using our PA the volume police have ignored the sound man and homed in on me!
Suggest a solution!! (the crazier the better!)

Well you do look very approachable, fuzzy, and small vegetarian bear-like.... that might be part of it?! I'm usually the person who gets approached about turning volume down because the guitar players are too busy soloing and suffer from enough hearing loss that they require my unique sign language skills.
 
I have the same problem in my band. But it's not just a band on stage thing. It happens in stores. Sitting on planes. In bathrooms (?). Alone in my car.

I'm 6'3", 250lbs, wear lots of black, and cranky looking. It doesn't matter. Sounds like it's the same for you.

Oh, and do you play any AC/DC by chance?
 
I worked as A-1 on one of the biggest stages at a 13 stage four-day mega-festival for 17 years straight.

We worked such an extended day that we were the only outdoor stage besides main-stage that had lights.

A little after midnight one night, a lady came up to the mix-riser to complain about the volume level at such a late hour. I assume she was a camper that was a little too close.

Donna the Buffalo (a repeating every-year re-hire at that festival and a real crowd-pleaser) was onstage, and their then FOH guy Thomas (super nice fellow) was driving the house desk. ...And yeah, it was loud.

He leaned down and said in his thick eastern-European accent: "Lady, I don't do the scheduling".

Confused, the lady said "huh?"

Then Thomas said one of the best lines I've ever heard: "We were hired to do our act. This is our act. This is what we do".


:)
 
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