Does anyone kiss their bass goodnight?

[Pings Bass]

I'm not one to kink shame, but I prefer humans

 

[Jefenator]

I like my bass guitars a lot – but not like that.

 

[elvish_paisley]

Maybe I did when I was 15, then I got a girlfriend…

 

[micguy]

So…you’re sleeping on the couch, I assume.

 

[el murdoque]

Not till the third date.

On the third date, you make it to first bass?

 

[Michedelic]

Well, thanks alot for the stereotype reinforcement…

 

[Wood and Wire]

It wears a strap, and sleeps in a leatherette bound case - just like every other gimp I own.

No kissing!

 

[EdwardofHuncote]

I'm starting to think this whole place needs help.

 

[E2942]

I cannot get my tongue into that 6.35 mm hole, so no.

 

[Discount Bassy]

TB, a lot of good info, not much bass kissing.

 

[Peteyboy]

It's complicated. My piano gets jealous.

 

[Passinwind]

I'm starting to think this whole place needs help.

So you've been totally baked for the last decade, I reckon?

 

[EdwardofHuncote]

So you've been totally baked for the last decade, I reckon?

Retired recently... more time to waste.

 

[Green Knight]

If you type “kissing a bass guitar” into Google Image, you get a thousand pages of stills of Gene Simmons holding a bass.

 

[Passinwind]

Retired recently... more time to waste.

Mine is two weeks out, congrats!

 

[sleddogn]

this idea is fishy at best

 

[HolmeBass]

No, I do not.

Do you kiss your amp?

 

[Malinois]

I just did! (Spector Euro 4LX)

Understandable!

 

[Five or Six]

Wow!

 

[EdwardofHuncote]

Mine is two weeks out, congrats!

Awesome!

I took the shingle down after 33 years and went home last Winter... left this Squad in charge of things, and they are all that I miss about the job.

My new 'gig'... a dusty old workshop where I do repair and setup work. (and waste time on Talkbass...)