Does anyone kiss their bass goodnight?

[PDW30]

On the third date, you make it to first bass?

 

[Ostie]

I barely kiss my wife goodnight.

I kiss my cat all the time. But not on the lips. That would be weird

 

[hondo4life]

Only on the first night. After that it’s like an old roommate that never does the dishes.

 

[EvilJ]

Then I head over to the shed and kiss all the other tools I got!

If we were say...standing around B.S.ing after work...I would have no choice but to verbally carpet bomb this...
But T.B. is a family forum...Please forgive me.

 

[Michedelic]

I'm starting to think this whole place needs help.

Says someone who keeps a genie in a bottle.

 

[Michedelic]

I cannot get my tongue into that 6.35 mm hole, so no.

TWSS

 

[Big Feet]

I did sleep with my best friend's guitar once...

 

[Pdaddy1978]

Only when it in its case.... Sealed with a kiss.

 

[Freekmagnet]

What!? No!

 

[Deleted member 394181]

On the third date, you make it to first bass?

I don't kiss loose Basses.

 

[micguy]

When the volume is at full, does 500k vs. 250k matter?

I'm starting to think this whole place needs help.

If you're just starting to think that way, you haven't been paying attention. We've been off the rails for quite a while now, and we're proud of it.

 

[burgerdj]

I assume you sleep in separate beds?

 

[JimmyO]

If you're just starting to think that way, you haven't been paying attention. We've been off the rails for quite a while now, and we're proud of it.

When I ask my wife if bass players are weird she just gives me that uneasy, silent stare, like, “come on, don’t make me say it out loud.”

 

[Gervais Cote]

When I ask my wife if bass players are weird she just gives me that uneasy, silent stare, like, “come on, don’t make me say it out loud.”

All of the bass players I know are weird, except me,……………………………………....…………….from my point of view.

 

[2112]

 

[Carl Hillman]

I just did! (Spector Euro 4LX)

 

[dreamadream99]

…maybe Shania Twain?

 

[Gluvhand]

TB has a lot of nerve putting this under "Humor" but I guess it fits with everything else.

 

[bassbrad]

 

[jimmydean]

Hay !....................you know you can't be satisfied with just a kiss goodnight , am I right or am I right ?