douchey-ist bass face?

[jwilson67]

That's not Hilary, that is the definitive rock chick bassist...

(meant in an entirely complimentary and non-sexist way of course)

I know that's Suzi Quatro.

 

[Burwabit]

...LEAST douchey face as far as I'm concerned...)
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and most beautiful IMHO...

 

[Stumbo]

Gene Simmons awhile ago. Nice bass,painted neck/headstock. Anyone know it?
Happy Douchy face?

 

[Dominic D]

Here are my contributions:

 

[ThuzzleFump]

I'll actually nominate myself for Douche-y bass face: Invalid Link Removed

Nah.

 

[okcrum]

For the Zappa fans:

 

[ThuzzleFump]

i'm thinking a "douchey-ist" would be pro douchey, or one who practices 'douchey'.

I believe you are thinking of Kim Jong IL?

 

[Meghans Dad]

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Old country songs will do that to ya.

 

[monsterthompson]

I've heard Kip is supposed to be the nicest guy.

Based on my experience meeting him, I wouldn't say that (not meant as a put down, just my observation). Rudy Sarzo, however, was certainly in the running.

 

[gln1955]

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Granny Clampett was kind of a douche, but I didn't know she played bass.

 

[Slevage]

She's got that look on her face from playing below the 5th fret.

Looks like she's well above the fifth fret-- and above the 12 th unless you tune your bottom string to G.

 

[Meghans Dad]

Oh dear lord. I have also heard this band and was a bit underwhelmend. I really wanted to like them more.

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Always liked watching Tal play. Rarely seen anyone obviously enjoying what she was doing so much! And definitely able to play circles around most of us. And at the risk of being accused of being sexist, she also makes her instrument look good.

 

[fretless19]

 

[MJ_Sotti]

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winner winner, you know the rest

 

[Dean N]

I would concur with the above 2 posts, but I can't. Because douchesimmons.

Visible bass totally not required.

 

[ThuzzleFump]

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What? The legendary Lexxi Foxx?

 

[mc900ftj]

I submit for your enjoyment....

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I wonder if Fred Armisen got hair plugs to play that role

 

[sigmafloyd]

 

[Basshappi]

Based on my experience meeting him, I wouldn't say that (not meant as a put down, just my observation). Rudy Sarzo, however, was certainly in the running.

Agreed. Rudy is a really nice guy.